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this dude’s more psychotic then me. i dunno if this is bad poetries or if he’s seriously in need of shock therepy. anyway, this is my new favorite poem

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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

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homeless dude hates science!

“THEY CAN’T EVEN CURE THE COMMON COLD!!!!”

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Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

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fucktard!

i’m starting off fucktardweek.

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

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pizza

  • Coffeesheavenly:are you diabetic?
  • Coffeesheavenly:they get thirsty alot
  • fattie20xl:i dunno.
  • fattie20xl:i don't think so...
  • fattie20xl:i just drink alot of water.
  • Coffeesheavenly:oh ok
  • fattie20xl:i find it keeps me energetic.
  • Coffeesheavenly:thats good
  • Coffeesheavenly:waters good for you
  • fattie20xl:and so is pizza.
  • fattie20xl:i wanna get me some pizza.
  • Coffeesheavenly:pizza?
  • Coffeesheavenly:what part is good for you?
  • fattie20xl:all of it.
  • fattie20xl:it is what i eat.
  • Coffeesheavenly:the grease, cheese, or dough ?
  • Coffeesheavenly:lol
  • Coffeesheavenly:actually , i think sauce could be good for you
  • Coffeesheavenly:like sauce comes from tomato
  • Coffeesheavenly:right?
  • Coffeesheavenly:cheese is calcium
  • Coffeesheavenly:XD
  • Coffeesheavenly:health food = pizza :-)
  • Coffeesheavenly:lol
  • fattie20xl:yeah.

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Monday, June 29th, 2009

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rusty tromboner

  • billiebatts:i really would like to try out a rusty trombone with you..don't tell anyone
  • fattie20xl:i'm gonna blog it.
  • billiebatts:motherfucka
  • billiebatts:i said it was between us
  • billiebatts:i just want to try it
  • fattie20xl:it
  • fattie20xl:is
  • fattie20xl:important!
  • billiebatts:i want my tongue in your hairy, stinky bunghole while i reach around and jerk you off
  • fattie20xl:i want that too! but i want to video tape it.
  • fattie20xl:and then comment mystery science theater 3000 style
  • billiebatts:fuck it
  • billiebatts:i just wanted a private moment with you
  • billiebatts:try to something out and now you have to make a whole event out of it
  • billiebatts:i wish i could quit you
  • fattie20xl:but... think of the ratings!

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Sunday, June 28th, 2009

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Ass Smoothie »

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen! i mean.. oh god. it’s just… no.

We search the globe for smoothie girls to stuff fruity goodness into their assholes so they’re filled up with essential vitamins, as required for a healthy immune system.

— *sigh*

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Saturday, June 27th, 2009

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the adventures of goku!

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Friday, June 26th, 2009

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grandma with gun… she’s gonna shoot someone in teh “toodles”!

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Thursday, June 25th, 2009

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