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gundam and condoms?  united and combined?

sex-78 type condom!?!!?!

gundam and condoms? united and combined?

sex-78 type condom!?!!?!

'leet

  • Cananopie:those are just bottles truck drivers use for piss so they dont have to pull over
  • fattie20xl:even in my toilet tank?
  • Cananopie:truckers go in your toilet tank all the time
  • fattie20xl:but i lock the door and everything
  • Cananopie:truckers dont care
  • fattie20xl:i know.. there was a girl on maury the other day who's cootchie looked like a bucket of deep fried chicken skins 'cause truckers kept fucking her
  • fattie20xl:and she didn't care either
  • Cananopie:did they show close-ups?
  • fattie20xl:yeah.... but there were using an old camera. everything looked like a 1980's atari game
  • Cananopie:still good enough to jack off to
  • fattie20xl:i jack off to pixel porn
  • Cananopie:I jack off to ascii porn
  • fattie20xl:that's 'leet

island

  • fattie20xl:i'm on a diet now
  • Coffeesheavenly:why ?
  • fattie20xl:it consisits of only the blackesst of coffees and the most bitter of sarcams
  • Coffeesheavenly:lol
  • Coffeesheavenly:lots of poop too
  • Coffeesheavenly:omg
  • fattie20xl:i spent 20 minuts on the can this morning.
  • fattie20xl:making an island
  • Coffeesheavenly:eww
  • Coffeesheavenly:lol
  • fattie20xl:all it needed was a palm tree and naked nativs
  • Coffeesheavenly:lmao
  • Coffeesheavenly::-D
  • fattie20xl:i used a piece of brocolie that i pooped out for the tree...
  • fattie20xl:and some corn for rocks
  • fattie20xl:it was really quite lovely...
  • Coffeesheavenly:i'm going to vomit
  • Coffeesheavenly:damn !!!!!
  • Coffeesheavenly:you are crazy lol
  • Coffeesheavenly::-P
  • fattie20xl:no... you can't make a vomit island....
  • fattie20xl:maybe a swamp....
  • Coffeesheavenly:i can
  • Coffeesheavenly:keep it up lol
  • Coffeesheavenly::-P

… smurf porn.

the best is the circlejerk towards the end, before gargamel come in…

Multi Tool

robot penis

blend frappe egg-whisk
carpet cleaning attatchment
robot genitals

—A haiku from me to you….

girls and robots

Cleaning

girls don’t like robots
and yet we keep them around
must be to clean up

—A Haiku from Me To You!

toe licker

  • fattie20xl:Sup
  • ReaverofSouls20:whats up fattie
  • fattie20xl:Drinking COFFEEEEEEEEEE
  • ReaverofSouls20:http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4857981
  • fattie20xl:Oh my stars and garters
  • fattie20xl:That is too fucking weird
  • ReaverofSouls20:isnt it?
  • fattie20xl:Dude... I'm gonna feature it on greasypants...
  • ReaverofSouls20:you should
  • fattie20xl:This is the story of the super force of space explorers.... speacially trained and sent by the alliance to bring back....

croutons

  • sam rol ken:Would you eat a large bowl of shredded cheese, bacon bits, and croutons with salad dressing on it, hypothetically?
  • fattie20xl:.... what kind of dressing?
  • sam rol ken:of your choosing
  • fattie20xl:i've done that with blue cheese dressing.
  • fattie20xl:and natchos.
  • fattie20xl:not croutons.
  • sam rol ken:well I got a bag of doritos.
  • fattie20xl:yeah.
  • fattie20xl:that's ok.
  • fattie20xl:even fritos.
  • fattie20xl:or cheetos would work in that situation
  • fattie20xl:you're safe