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fat chicks & cheese burgers
- fattie20xl:i need to take a dump on a fat chick's chest.
- k1fatdan:You can do it, this is America!
- k1fatdan:Infact, it would be un-American if you didn't do the poopoo there
- fattie20xl:in america you can get a whore and fuck her all the dirty way for $10!
- fattie20xl:pay in installments.
- fattie20xl:run a line of credit with her pimp!
- k1fatdan:Totally
- k1fatdan:It is truely the american way
- fattie20xl:in america i fuck cheezeburgers and eat fatchicks!
- fattie20xl:while fucking fatchikcs and eating entirely different cheeseburgers.
- fattie20xl:fatchicks and cheeseburgers are now interchangable!
i got no play
- fattie20xl:is it wrong to text a girl "yo bitch, when you gonna lemme tap that FAAAAT azz?!?!?"
- opdkhavi:Not really
- opdkhavi:If you're serious
- opdkhavi:unless there's a restraining order
- fattie20xl:ok. what's your number. i'mma text it to you!
- opdkhavi::P
- fattie20xl:haah
- opdkhavi:Let's just pretend you already did it and I thought it was funny.
- fattie20xl:pretend is for little girls and mental patients!
- opdkhavi:Wheee!
feet are gross.

gundam and condoms? united and combined?
sex-78 type condom!?!!?!
'leet
- Cananopie:those are just bottles truck drivers use for piss so they dont have to pull over
- fattie20xl:even in my toilet tank?
- Cananopie:truckers go in your toilet tank all the time
- fattie20xl:but i lock the door and everything
- Cananopie:truckers dont care
- fattie20xl:i know.. there was a girl on maury the other day who's cootchie looked like a bucket of deep fried chicken skins 'cause truckers kept fucking her
- fattie20xl:and she didn't care either
- Cananopie:did they show close-ups?
- fattie20xl:yeah.... but there were using an old camera. everything looked like a 1980's atari game
- Cananopie:still good enough to jack off to
- fattie20xl:i jack off to pixel porn
- Cananopie:I jack off to ascii porn
- fattie20xl:that's 'leet
island
- fattie20xl:i'm on a diet now
- Coffeesheavenly:why ?
- fattie20xl:it consisits of only the blackesst of coffees and the most bitter of sarcams
- Coffeesheavenly:lol
- Coffeesheavenly:lots of poop too
- Coffeesheavenly:omg
- fattie20xl:i spent 20 minuts on the can this morning.
- fattie20xl:making an island
- Coffeesheavenly:eww
- Coffeesheavenly:lol
- fattie20xl:all it needed was a palm tree and naked nativs
- Coffeesheavenly:lmao
- Coffeesheavenly::-D
- fattie20xl:i used a piece of brocolie that i pooped out for the tree...
- fattie20xl:and some corn for rocks
- fattie20xl:it was really quite lovely...
- Coffeesheavenly:i'm going to vomit
- Coffeesheavenly:damn !!!!!
- Coffeesheavenly:you are crazy lol
- Coffeesheavenly::-P
- fattie20xl:no... you can't make a vomit island....
- fattie20xl:maybe a swamp....
- Coffeesheavenly:i can
- Coffeesheavenly:keep it up lol
- Coffeesheavenly::-P
