March 2009
23 posts
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winning the gold
i just won the gold
atari track and field
excersize those thumbs!
— a haiku by me. for you.
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pooling heat
fattie20xl: yaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Cananopie: how are you doing?
fattie20xl: not too bad, me matey!
fattie20xl: how ye be farin'?
Cananopie: fairly well, it's snowing here
fattie20xl: what? that's awesome!!!!!!!1!1!!!+nezzzz!1!!
Cananopie: not really
fattie20xl: snow means naked girls in my bed doooood
Cananopie: how does that work out?
fattie20xl: girls come over to watch voltron... then get cold so they go under my blanket and i say "let's pool our heat" and we get naked and naked kissing...
Cananopie: There are girls who like Voltron?!
fattie20xl: well.... no.
fattie20xl: that's where my plan falls apart you see...
Cananopie: Understandable
Dead Baby Jokes!!!! →
who dosn’t like a dead baby joke?
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loogies
fattie20xl: man.... there's a kid horkin' loogies on the bus.
fattie20xl: and her mom's letting her...
coffeesheavenly: Thats so gross
coffeesheavenly: HER ??
fattie20xl: i'mma put a stop to this....
coffeesheavenly: OMG
fattie20xl: jesus.... 7 year olds can't take a punch to the face....
coffeesheavenly: Bad fattie20xl
fattie20xl: they start crying........
coffeesheavenly: lol
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honored
fattie20xl: remember that night that you threw up all over the place at killmyer's???
ReaverofSouls20: yeah
ReaverofSouls20: it was my first puke
fattie20xl: well two things:
fattie20xl: #1 the stain's still there in the stall.
fattie20xl: #2 jimmy, the bartender remembers it.
fattie20xl: said it was the stuff of legends
fattie20xl: oh...
fattie20xl: and #3....
fattie20xl: they saved the glass
ReaverofSouls20: I should buy it!
fattie20xl: it's inna case!!!!
fattie20xl: on display!!!!
ReaverofSouls20: really
ReaverofSouls20: im a legend!
fattie20xl: with a picture of your drunken ass behind it.
fattie20xl: they never cleaned the puke outta it....
fattie20xl: welcome to the club.
ReaverofSouls20: thats friggin awesome!!!
fattie20xl: remember, i've been a legend in my own right for years.... now... it's your turn.
ReaverofSouls20: :'( I am honnored
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Date To Save →
zomgz! I KNEW that they did this…
10 Christian Dating Tips for Effective Missionary Dating
If he tells your that you are hot… Tell him God made you hot.
If he wants to hold your hand… Give him a Bible.
If he tries to get closer… Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.
If he asks to pay for dinner… Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!
If...
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mexican wife
ekkikrist: Well if I were married to a mexican I would have the mexican hat dance playing in the back of my mind constantly
fattie20xl: like...
fattie20xl: when my mexican wife would yell at me... i'd sing that to her.
fattie20xl: or hum it.
ekkikrist: AHAHA
ekkikrist: awesome
fattie20xl: and then throw nachos on the floor.
fattie20xl: and if she dosn't put out? "LA MIGRA!!!!"
ekkikrist: yeah man
ekkikrist: arrange prank calls from "policia" and shit
fattie20xl: keep her on her toes so she'll suck on yours!
ekkikrist: yeah. that just blew my mind. I forgot what I was gonna say.
ekkikrist: Iguess I will go back to video games.
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Clown Rape! →
“Overated”
~ Oscar Wilde on Clown Rape
“Personaly, I found the experience rather enjoyable”
~ Krusty the Clown on Clown Rape
“Shuddup and bend over!!”
~ Bill O'Reilly on Clown Rape
“I like them nice and funny!”
~ Adolf Hitler on Clown Rape
i am a leader
fattie20xl: lucas runs afoul of an irishman....
DrMoREaU256: uhuh
fattie20xl: heehehehhehehehe hit me with the shaleighleigh
DrMoREaU256: im sick
DrMoREaU256: I have a sore throa
DrMoREaU256: t
DrMoREaU256: :'(
fattie20xl: oh no! all the unlucky boys!
fattie20xl: teeheee
fattie20xl: you need a losenge
DrMoREaU256: I need a bullet
fattie20xl: you see that's the problem with girls.... too short sighted.
fattie20xl: you also need a gun.
fattie20xl: and that gun needs the right size bullet.
fattie20xl: that's how it works
fattie20xl: also using a gun is messy.
fattie20xl: think of dawn and christine.... just go into the bathtub, naked. and od on heroin.
fattie20xl: all the mess is in the tub and not soaked in the carpet or your clothes.
fattie20xl: that is why men are better than women.
fattie20xl: :)
DrMoREaU256: O
DrMoREaU256: it all makes sense now
fattie20xl: see? i am a leader!
“I’m like Michael Moore only I’m skinny, my jeans are washed and God...”
– Ned Flanders
another beutiful cycle
fattie20xl: i am a fat slut homo shiteater
Cananopie: want to tell me something new?
fattie20xl: i took a dump that looked just like softserve icecream.
fattie20xl: complete with a cherry on top
Cananopie: congratulate yourself on a jop well done
fattie20xl: i did.
fattie20xl: with a sundae
fattie20xl: complete with a cherry on top
Cananopie: and the cycle repeats...
fattie20xl: does it concern you that there was whipped cream and rainbow jimmies?
Cananopie: arouse or concern?
fattie20xl: well..... either.
Cananopie: I'm concernedly aroused.
fattie20xl: i'm concerned that you're aroused and aroused that you're concerned.
fattie20xl: it's a little tricky.
Cananopie: another beautiful cycle.
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personal time
please get out of here
i’m trying to take a shit
don’t kick down the door
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career
i have a degree.
so do porn stars and inmates….
“you want fries with that?”
“it’s always nice when a little clown rape brings people together.”
– Gillian Wilson
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Dead Jesus
fattie20xl: heya
FISCHETTI2: i'm dying
fattie20xl: no!!!
fattie20xl: can i be a paul bearer?
FISCHETTI2: yessss!
FISCHETTI2: yeah. i should make a list
FISCHETTI2: what do i need? 8?
fattie20xl: i'll give you a bottle of yengling for your trip.... like vikings and pharos!
FISCHETTI2: you, mike, jenny's husdand mike, sean
fattie20xl: your butt's not that big... i think you need 6...
FISCHETTI2: will you give me coins to pay the ferryman, too?
fattie20xl: ok.... pennies since we're losing them as currency?
FISCHETTI2: its about time. the useless penny
fattie20xl: so do you wana be burried face up? so you can see heven? or face down sos that everyone can kiss your ass?
FISCHETTI2: face up
FISCHETTI2: deinately
fattie20xl: i'm tottally opposite on that one...
fattie20xl: 'corse... i'm not going to heven anyway
fattie20xl: i killed jesus.
FISCHETTI2: lol
fattie20xl: damned meximan was peeing in my rose bush...
Teen's Dying Wish Not Granted →
Cameron Diaz is a bitch. i’d’ve gotten him a “sex-pro”. offa craigslist. like… for a couple hundred bucks…
i love you
tumblr, where have you been all my life?