April 2009
15 posts
2 tags
Apr 28th
4 tags
Porn Flowchart →
This flowchart describes 90% of all porno. it is needed for the industry to make outlines of scripts. before the humping.
Apr 27th
3 tags
Apr 26th
5 tags
brokeback texting
fattie20xl: i think i have a problem.
fattie20xl: i can't stop molesting you.
billiebatts: ok..
billiebatts: ha
fattie20xl: text molesting.
billiebatts: funny
billiebatts: whats that line from brokebak mountain?
fattie20xl: "i wish i could quit you"?
fattie20xl: but... i don't wish for that.
billiebatts: yeah..quit you
fattie20xl: you can't quit me. i'm too addictive.
Apr 25th
2 tags
Apr 24th
4 tags
indians
please don’t beat me up even though my skin is brown i’m not an arab
Apr 23rd
3 tags
parental assistance
make your kids behave or else i’ll discipline them with my baseball bat
Apr 22nd
3 tags
“i cannot get laid working in computer lab… no girls are allowed”
– —Haiku by me!!!
Apr 21st
4 tags
A Scientific Look At David Bowie's Package →
this movie made all my ex-girlfriends sexually aware….
Apr 20th
3 tags
Apr 19th
4 tags
Apr 19th
3 tags
there's an app for that?
sam rol ken: The best emails sent from your iPhone are those secretly sent from your iPhone.
sam rol ken: I mean that's not even that special anymore, everybody has an iphone now-a-days.
fattie20xl: yeah. really.
fattie20xl: i think this guy wants to suck his own dick.
sam rol ken: or his iphone's
fattie20xl: there's an app for that?
sam rol ken: there's one that makes your phone into a vibrator...
fattie20xl: uuuuhm.. that's not special. all phones have that.
fattie20xl: if there was an app that makes all the ladies hypnotized... that'd be special.
sam rol ken: it would.
Apr 11th
3 tags
Apr 3rd
2 tags
Apr 2nd
4 tags
acting
fattie20xl: so.... i'm gonna try to be an actor.
fattie20xl: with no effort.
fattie20xl: since it's not my dream
fattie20xl: i just have a fear that the ad in the paper is a trick for gay porn.
opdkhavi: what does it say?
fattie20xl: "male models needed. must be comfortable w/ nudity and gay sex"
opdkhavi: hahahaha
opdkhavi: I don't think that's a trick
opdkhavi: I think it's pretty clear
fattie20xl: oh. i'll still do it. i need the money in this economic crisis!
Apr 1st