June 2009
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pizza
Coffeesheavenly: are you diabetic?
Coffeesheavenly: they get thirsty alot
fattie20xl: i dunno.
fattie20xl: i don't think so...
fattie20xl: i just drink alot of water.
Coffeesheavenly: oh ok
fattie20xl: i find it keeps me energetic.
Coffeesheavenly: thats good
Coffeesheavenly: waters good for you
fattie20xl: and so is pizza.
fattie20xl: i wanna get me some pizza.
Coffeesheavenly: pizza?
Coffeesheavenly: what part is good for you?
fattie20xl: all of it.
fattie20xl: it is what i eat.
Coffeesheavenly: the grease, cheese, or dough ?
Coffeesheavenly: lol
Coffeesheavenly: actually , i think sauce could be good for you
Coffeesheavenly: like sauce comes from tomato
Coffeesheavenly: right?
Coffeesheavenly: cheese is calcium
Coffeesheavenly: XD
Coffeesheavenly: health food = pizza :-)
Coffeesheavenly: lol
fattie20xl: yeah.
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rusty tromboner
billiebatts: i really would like to try out a rusty trombone with you..don't tell anyone
fattie20xl: i'm gonna blog it.
billiebatts: motherfucka
billiebatts: i said it was between us
billiebatts: i just want to try it
fattie20xl: it
fattie20xl: is
fattie20xl: important!
billiebatts: i want my tongue in your hairy, stinky bunghole while i reach around and jerk you off
fattie20xl: i want that too! but i want to video tape it.
fattie20xl: and then comment mystery science theater 3000 style
billiebatts: fuck it
billiebatts: i just wanted a private moment with you
billiebatts: try to something out and now you have to make a whole event out of it
billiebatts: i wish i could quit you
fattie20xl: but... think of the ratings!
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Ass Smoothie →
this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen! i mean.. oh god. it’s just… no.
We search the globe for smoothie girls to stuff fruity goodness into their assholes so they’re filled up with essential vitamins, as required for a healthy immune system.
— *sigh*
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Picard Surfs for PORN!!! →
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blumpkin
fattie20xl: yoooooooooo my penilebrotha!
billiebatts: yo
fattie20xl: i've seen more dicks than taryn thomas... while at work.
fattie20xl: this week
billiebatts: why
fattie20xl: truck drivers seem to love showing me thier dicks
billiebatts: is that weird?
fattie20xl: yeah
fattie20xl: it's weird.
fattie20xl: and creepy
billiebatts: i wish i could quit you
billiebatts: and your blumpkin buffets
fattie20xl: hahahahah at lowes?
billiebatts: mine is at lowes..yours i thought was at home depot
fattie20xl: no. mine's at an ace.
fattie20xl: i'm a little more discreet than you..
billiebatts: oh..old school
billiebatts: nice
billiebatts: ace is the place...for blumpkins!
fattie20xl: i support small private buisniess...h
fattie20xl: ahahahahah
billiebatts: we should really go and shit in display toilets
billiebatts: that would be the ultimate
fattie20xl: yo.... one night... we will!
billiebatts: bring a newspaper
fattie20xl: soon.
billiebatts: toilet paper
fattie20xl: okokok... here's my plan...
billiebatts: we'd either have a great story
billiebatts: get our asses kicked
billiebatts: or get arrested
billiebatts: ok..go
fattie20xl: i'm on the toilet, in home depot.... in a luchador mask... reading the sunday comix...
fattie20xl: you take a pic....
billiebatts: hsh
billiebatts: hah
billiebatts: ok..
billiebatts: thats funny
fattie20xl: and then you give me a blumpkin!
billiebatts: but are you going to really dump?
billiebatts: wait..
fattie20xl: probably not.
billiebatts: what if you get a dildo and it looks like im giving you a blumpkin
fattie20xl: chicken
billiebatts: well...im not gonna suck your dick..fag
fattie20xl: don't be a homo! you gotta. it's like... a promise!
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“you think that i care
and let me buy you a drink
shut up and blow me”
– Another haiku by me!
This is what i am thinking at the bars.
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Degrees!
i have a degree.
so do porn stars and inmates….
“you want fries with that?”
—A Haiku by me! (Just for you)
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“Dear Runts Candy (Wonka), I really enjoy your product but have a complaint....”
– Sincerely, Taylor McCabe
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tuna sandwitch
fattie20xl: heeey! what's up man?
vapurtrale: not much man whats up
fattie20xl: getting fiiired!!!
vapurtrale: what
vapurtrale: why
fattie20xl: i'm a bad employee.
fattie20xl: they found out it was my tuna sandwitch in the airduct.
vapurtrale: im gonna need a story
vapurtrale: explaining this
fattie20xl: ....
fattie20xl: i put a tuna sandwitch in the hvac system.
vapurtrale: lol
fattie20xl: that's the story!
vapurtrale: u serious
vapurtrale: like for real
fattie20xl: yeah
fattie20xl: 100% for reals
vapurtrale: cause if thats real its fucking amazing
vapurtrale: just nothing short of awesome
vapurtrale: u must not have liked your job anyways
fattie20xl: no. i 100% hate it.
vapurtrale: so what now?
fattie20xl: they don't know it was me.
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cheezeburger
fattie20xl: ever get a boner over a cheeseburger?
Cananopie: nop!
fattie20xl: oh.
fattie20xl: then we have nothing to say to each other!
Dollar General SUCKS!
samrolken:
Well Dollar General just earned a spot on my “never shop there” list.
FYI: Dollar General is the white-trash version of Dollar Tree!
I want to have sex in a tub of cerial! →
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