January 2010
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'leet
Cananopie: those are just bottles truck drivers use for piss so they dont have to pull over
fattie20xl: even in my toilet tank?
Cananopie: truckers go in your toilet tank all the time
fattie20xl: but i lock the door and everything
Cananopie: truckers dont care
fattie20xl: i know.. there was a girl on maury the other day who's cootchie looked like a bucket of deep fried chicken skins 'cause truckers kept fucking her
fattie20xl: and she didn't care either
Cananopie: did they show close-ups?
fattie20xl: yeah.... but there were using an old camera. everything looked like a 1980's atari game
Cananopie: still good enough to jack off to
fattie20xl: i jack off to pixel porn
Cananopie: I jack off to ascii porn
fattie20xl: that's 'leet
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island
fattie20xl: i'm on a diet now
Coffeesheavenly: why ?
fattie20xl: it consisits of only the blackesst of coffees and the most bitter of sarcams
Coffeesheavenly: lol
Coffeesheavenly: lots of poop too
Coffeesheavenly: omg
fattie20xl: i spent 20 minuts on the can this morning.
fattie20xl: making an island
Coffeesheavenly: eww
Coffeesheavenly: lol
fattie20xl: all it needed was a palm tree and naked nativs
Coffeesheavenly: lmao
Coffeesheavenly: :-D
fattie20xl: i used a piece of brocolie that i pooped out for the tree...
fattie20xl: and some corn for rocks
fattie20xl: it was really quite lovely...
Coffeesheavenly: i'm going to vomit
Coffeesheavenly: damn !!!!!
Coffeesheavenly: you are crazy lol
Coffeesheavenly: :-P
fattie20xl: no... you can't make a vomit island....
fattie20xl: maybe a swamp....
Coffeesheavenly: i can
Coffeesheavenly: keep it up lol
Coffeesheavenly: :-P
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Watch… smurf porn.
the best is the circlejerk towards the end, before gargamel come in…
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Multi Tool
blend frappe egg-whisk
carpet cleaning attatchment
robot genitals
—A haiku from me to you….
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girls and robots
girls don’t like robots
and yet we keep them around
must be to clean up
—A Haiku from Me To You!
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toe licker
fattie20xl: Sup
ReaverofSouls20: whats up fattie
fattie20xl: Drinking COFFEEEEEEEEEE
ReaverofSouls20: http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4857981
fattie20xl: Oh my stars and garters
fattie20xl: That is too fucking weird
ReaverofSouls20: isnt it?
fattie20xl: Dude... I'm gonna feature it on greasypants...
ReaverofSouls20: you should
fattie20xl: This is the story of the super force of space explorers.... speacially trained and sent by the alliance to bring back....
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croutons
sam rol ken: Would you eat a large bowl of shredded cheese, bacon bits, and croutons with salad dressing on it, hypothetically?
fattie20xl: .... what kind of dressing?
sam rol ken: of your choosing
fattie20xl: i've done that with blue cheese dressing.
fattie20xl: and natchos.
fattie20xl: not croutons.
sam rol ken: well I got a bag of doritos.
fattie20xl: yeah.
fattie20xl: that's ok.
fattie20xl: even fritos.
fattie20xl: or cheetos would work in that situation
fattie20xl: you're safe
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