December 2010
11 posts
4 tags
Behold!
fattie20xl: I love you?
fattie20xl: And I'm going to call you later.
Cananopie: YES YES YES!
fattie20xl: And make it an obscene phone call!
fattie20xl: I'm gonna call you and be NAKED!
fattie20xl: ANd then I'm going to ask you what you are wearing and then I'll make you take it off!
fattie20xl: ANd then you'll be gay!
Cananopie: Lucas. Lately you've had quite an obsession to make me gay
fattie20xl: That's because you are secretly gay.
fattie20xl: I just don't like people lying to themselves.
fattie20xl: I'm trying to help you to feel comfortable with yourself.
Cananopie: trust me. I like the pussy. Buttholes don't get so wet
fattie20xl: That's why god made figs and homos made KY.
fattie20xl: God wants you to be gay.
fattie20xl: It says so in the bible.
Cananopie: Lucas, side question, are you Jewish?
fattie20xl: Lo! And the lord, all wise and powerfull said unto the people: In the future there will be a man named Rob. He shall cal himslef CANANOPIE. He will be secretly gay for his ancestors are from Sodam. Be kind to him, for he is my favorite. Eat figs and drop trou!
fattie20xl: Yep.
Cananopie: Lucas. Where do you come up with this stuff?
fattie20xl: It's in the Dead Sea Scrolls!
fattie20xl: THat's why they don't want them out.
fattie20xl: God wants you to be gay, but the man dosn't like that.
fattie20xl: Because then we'll all have to eat figs and then drop trou for you.
Cananopie: whats trou?
fattie20xl: pants.
Cananopie: will the ladies have to too?
fattie20xl: It dosn't say. I'd assume not since it says that you're gay.
fattie20xl: Although you might get away with doing them in the butt.
Cananopie: What if I just don't care and decide that I want to be straight?
fattie20xl: You're gonna defy God?
Cananopie: sure
fattie20xl: She'll kick your ass into Hell!
Cananopie: No woman can tell me I'm gay!
Cananopie: We'll see how gay I am when I get her into bed!
fattie20xl: God'll put on the strapon and you'll LOVE it!
fattie20xl: L-O-V-E IT!
Cananopie: no.
fattie20xl: Can't help it.
3 tags
Are You Fat?
OS Crusader: My friend Fattie20xl said that you are dumb.
OS Crusader: He's usually pretty on about these things.
OS Crusader: He also said that you're fat.
OS Crusader: Are you fat?
lis01111984: NO
OS Crusader: Are you sure?
lis01111984: YES WHY
OS Crusader: Because Fattie20xl said that you are.
lis01111984: he doesnt know me first off
lis01111984: ur prob fat
OS Crusader: I am.
OS Crusader: And hairy.
lis01111984: lol fork
lis01111984: dork*
OS Crusader: You can't even insult me without thinking of food, heffer.
lis01111984: what?
lis01111984: first off have u seen a pic of me?
OS Crusader: No.
lis01111984: EXACTLY
lis01111984: SO IF U DONT KNOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
lis01111984: UR PROB FAT, UGLY, AND A LOSER
OS Crusader: But Fattie20xl is pretty sharp on picking these things up.
OS Crusader: He said that you're a fat kid, and that you lie.
lis01111984: lol
lis01111984: i'm fat?
lis01111984: and i lie?
lis01111984: ahuh
lis01111984: riighht
lis01111984: first off
lis01111984: lv, i never gave him my pic
lis01111984: BYE LOSER
OS Crusader: He also said that you're borderline retarded.
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Classy
Fattie20xl: anyway...
Fattie20xl: hot monkey love splurting in your mom's fruitcup.
Cananopie: Thats only because thats where you wanted it because you're gonna lick it out
Fattie20xl: yeah. otherwise the girls at the diner don't get tips
Fattie20xl: unless YOU wanna dooky on my "hungryman's breakfast"
Cananopie: That sounds incredibly filthy Lucas.
Fattie20xl: that's why i know you'll do it.
Fattie20xl: you're a pervey
Cananopie: I try
Fattie20xl: you more than try... you exemplify/
Fattie20xl: like when you eat funyons offa my throbing dong.
Fattie20xl: that's classier than your aunti wiping her mouth off on her sleave after the horse is done.
Cananopie: I can't compete in vulgarities with you
6 tags
Cocoa Puffs
JD m Nick10: turdball!
fattie20xl: Yoyoyo!
fattie20xl: I'm snugglin' TAR
JD m Nick10: i dont know what you are talking about!
fattie20xl: ip00pedmuhpantz
JD m Nick10: how magical!
fattie20xl: It was a surprise for me!
fattie20xl: I havn't dont that since I was a little bastard
JD m Nick10: do it right now!
fattie20xl: nnnnnnnggggggahhhhhh!!!!!!
fattie20xl: *poop*
JD m Nick10: haha
JD m Nick10: let it steam, my friend, let it steam.
fattie20xl: huh huh that one's not too special.
fattie20xl: It's like the size of a marbel.
JD m Nick10: not even a glass eye?
fattie20xl: Nope. Not even a shooter marbel.
fattie20xl: Just a plain old poop marbel.
JD m Nick10: kix cereal?
fattie20xl: More like Cocoa puffs....
4 tags
highlights
Ayish: Gah
Ayish: I'm SO BORED
Ayish: what are you doing?
fattie20xl: masturbating.
fattie20xl: accuaaly...
fattie20xl: i'm drinking beer and watching startrek.
Ayish: exciting
fattie20xl: eh.
fattie20xl: it's the highlight of my day.
fattie20xl: that and when i go to the dentist's office and steal "highlights" magazine.
fattie20xl: that's the literal highlight...
Ayish: hahahaha
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Heartache
Fattie20xl: drgoody... can you cure my aching heart?
Drgoody: of course
Drgoody: is your heart aching
Fattie20xl: yeah. and i've got some tunnel vision and a pain down my left arm...
Fattie20xl: it's getting kinda hard to breath...
Drgoody: thats great i suggest a hospital
Fattie20xl: uh... no. i'm illegal.
Fattie20xl: i mean.. my existance.
Drgoody: what does that mean your a felon
Fattie20xl: i'm a citizen and all... but i'm also an arab.
Fattie20xl: yeah.
Drgoody: why are you instant messaging me
Fattie20xl: 'cause you're a doctor.
Fattie20xl: and i need some medical advice.
Drgoody: and how old are you
Fattie20xl: 24
Drgoody: man or woman
Fattie20xl: uhm....
Fattie20xl: man,
Fattie20xl: sorta
Drgoody: smd that means?
5 tags
Muffinman
Fattie20xl: c is for coffee is good enough for me...
Fattie20xl: coffee coffee coffee starts with c!
DigitalDude98: 3.+..
Fattie20xl: 3 + >
DigitalDude98: hi
Fattie20xl: ascii girl!
DigitalDude98: lol
Fattie20xl: do you know the muffin man?
DigitalDude98: the muffin man?
Fattie20xl: the muffin man.
Fattie20xl: Do you KNOW the muffin man?
DigitalDude98: thjat lives on drury lane?
Fattie20xl: That's the one!
Fattie20xl: He's a scumbag!
Fattie20xl: He put a used rubber in my MUFFIN!
DigitalDude98: lol
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4 tags
“I got my girl earing’s and a necklace for christmas. No way am I not...”
– Me, explaining Christmas to a fellow jewboy
4 tags
lemonaide
fattie20xl: softserve poopoos
BiLLie BaTTs: i like mine swirled with sprinkles
fattie20xl: i also made my own hot fudge for it
BiLLie BaTTs: i bet
BiLLie BaTTs: does it have corn in it
fattie20xl: no. crushed nuts
fattie20xl: and a cherry on top
BiLLie BaTTs: not bad
BiLLie BaTTs: yeah..what about your hot buttered nuts
fattie20xl: i save those for you.
BiLLie BaTTs: hope there nice and buttery
fattie20xl: i also have some bubblegum for you.... but somhow it got stuck
to my theigh
BiLLie BaTTs: yeah..its kind of hot out that happens on these sweaty
summer days
fattie20xl: that's why you ahould drink my homebrew lemonade
BiLLie BaTTs: is it tangy?
fattie20xl: it's a little on the sour side. but it's got a full body, good
head and a little fizz action
BiLLie BaTTs: as long as it goes down smooth
fattie20xl: it's made around the corner from my fudgeshop
BiLLie BaTTs: of course