March 2010
5 posts
2 tags
“fat chicks rock. because you can use thier belly buttons as cup holders.”
– me, trying to cheer up a fat chick friend.
Mar 22nd
2 tags
cut the mullet →
Mar 7th
3 tags
fat chicks & cheese burgers
fattie20xl: i need to take a dump on a fat chick's chest.
k1fatdan: You can do it, this is America!
k1fatdan: Infact, it would be un-American if you didn't do the poopoo there
fattie20xl: in america you can get a whore and fuck her all the dirty way for $10!
fattie20xl: pay in installments.
fattie20xl: run a line of credit with her pimp!
k1fatdan: Totally
k1fatdan: It is truely the american way
fattie20xl: in america i fuck cheezeburgers and eat fatchicks!
fattie20xl: while fucking fatchikcs and eating entirely different cheeseburgers.
fattie20xl: fatchicks and cheeseburgers are now interchangable!
Mar 6th
3 tags
i got no play
fattie20xl: is it wrong to text a girl "yo bitch, when you gonna lemme tap that FAAAAT azz?!?!?"
opdkhavi: Not really
opdkhavi: If you're serious
opdkhavi: unless there's a restraining order
fattie20xl: ok. what's your number. i'mma text it to you!
opdkhavi: :P
fattie20xl: haah
opdkhavi: Let's just pretend you already did it and I thought it was funny.
fattie20xl: pretend is for little girls and mental patients!
opdkhavi: Wheee!
Mar 5th
4 tags
Mar 4th
1 note