September 2011
1 post
Drinking
me: they don't serve beer at friendley's. It's a "family" resteraunt.
My sister: but... dads drink beer! And moms drink wine and whiskey!
Me: mom never drunk whiskey. she said it was déclassé.
My sister: she drank it when you were bad.
Me: no she didn't. She did drink when she was pregnant. With you.
My sister: you're a fucktard.
Me: you're a fucktard with fetal alcohol syndrome.