Classy
Fattie20xl: anyway...
Fattie20xl: hot monkey love splurting in your mom's fruitcup.
Cananopie: Thats only because thats where you wanted it because you're gonna lick it out
Fattie20xl: yeah. otherwise the girls at the diner don't get tips
Fattie20xl: unless YOU wanna dooky on my "hungryman's breakfast"
Cananopie: That sounds incredibly filthy Lucas.
Fattie20xl: that's why i know you'll do it.
Fattie20xl: you're a pervey
Cananopie: I try
Fattie20xl: you more than try... you exemplify/
Fattie20xl: like when you eat funyons offa my throbing dong.
Fattie20xl: that's classier than your aunti wiping her mouth off on her sleave after the horse is done.
Cananopie: I can't compete in vulgarities with you
Cocoa Puffs
JD m Nick10: turdball!
fattie20xl: Yoyoyo!
fattie20xl: I'm snugglin' TAR
JD m Nick10: i dont know what you are talking about!
fattie20xl: ip00pedmuhpantz
JD m Nick10: how magical!
fattie20xl: It was a surprise for me!
fattie20xl: I havn't dont that since I was a little bastard
JD m Nick10: do it right now!
fattie20xl: nnnnnnnggggggahhhhhh!!!!!!
fattie20xl: *poop*
JD m Nick10: haha
JD m Nick10: let it steam, my friend, let it steam.
fattie20xl: huh huh that one's not too special.
fattie20xl: It's like the size of a marbel.
JD m Nick10: not even a glass eye?
fattie20xl: Nope. Not even a shooter marbel.
fattie20xl: Just a plain old poop marbel.
JD m Nick10: kix cereal?
fattie20xl: More like Cocoa puffs....
highlights
Ayish: Gah
Ayish: I'm SO BORED
Ayish: what are you doing?
fattie20xl: masturbating.
fattie20xl: accuaaly...
fattie20xl: i'm drinking beer and watching startrek.
Ayish: exciting
fattie20xl: eh.
fattie20xl: it's the highlight of my day.
fattie20xl: that and when i go to the dentist's office and steal "highlights" magazine.
fattie20xl: that's the literal highlight...
Ayish: hahahaha
Heartache
Fattie20xl: drgoody... can you cure my aching heart?
Drgoody: of course
Drgoody: is your heart aching
Fattie20xl: yeah. and i've got some tunnel vision and a pain down my left arm...
Fattie20xl: it's getting kinda hard to breath...
Drgoody: thats great i suggest a hospital
Fattie20xl: uh... no. i'm illegal.
Fattie20xl: i mean.. my existance.
Drgoody: what does that mean your a felon
Fattie20xl: i'm a citizen and all... but i'm also an arab.
Fattie20xl: yeah.
Drgoody: why are you instant messaging me
Fattie20xl: 'cause you're a doctor.
Fattie20xl: and i need some medical advice.
Drgoody: and how old are you
Fattie20xl: 24
Drgoody: man or woman
Fattie20xl: uhm....
Fattie20xl: man,
Fattie20xl: sorta
Drgoody: smd that means?
Muffinman
Fattie20xl: c is for coffee is good enough for me...
Fattie20xl: coffee coffee coffee starts with c!
DigitalDude98: 3.+..
Fattie20xl: 3 + >
DigitalDude98: hi
Fattie20xl: ascii girl!
DigitalDude98: lol
Fattie20xl: do you know the muffin man?
DigitalDude98: the muffin man?
Fattie20xl: the muffin man.
Fattie20xl: Do you KNOW the muffin man?
DigitalDude98: thjat lives on drury lane?
Fattie20xl: That's the one!
Fattie20xl: He's a scumbag!
Fattie20xl: He put a used rubber in my MUFFIN!
DigitalDude98: lol
betty boop did ass to mouth. we all know it.
"I got my girl earing’s and a necklace for christmas. No way am I not getting it in. This is th True Meaning of Christmas!"
- Me, explaining Christmas to a fellow jewboy
