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… smurf porn.

the best is the circlejerk towards the end, before gargamel come in…

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robot penis

blend frappe egg-whisk
carpet cleaning attatchment
robot genitals

—A haiku from me to you….

girls and robots

Cleaning

girls don’t like robots
and yet we keep them around
must be to clean up

—A Haiku from Me To You!

toe licker

  • fattie20xl:Sup
  • ReaverofSouls20:whats up fattie
  • fattie20xl:Drinking COFFEEEEEEEEEE
  • ReaverofSouls20:http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4857981
  • fattie20xl:Oh my stars and garters
  • fattie20xl:That is too fucking weird
  • ReaverofSouls20:isnt it?
  • fattie20xl:Dude... I'm gonna feature it on greasypants...
  • ReaverofSouls20:you should
  • fattie20xl:This is the story of the super force of space explorers.... speacially trained and sent by the alliance to bring back....

croutons

  • sam rol ken:Would you eat a large bowl of shredded cheese, bacon bits, and croutons with salad dressing on it, hypothetically?
  • fattie20xl:.... what kind of dressing?
  • sam rol ken:of your choosing
  • fattie20xl:i've done that with blue cheese dressing.
  • fattie20xl:and natchos.
  • fattie20xl:not croutons.
  • sam rol ken:well I got a bag of doritos.
  • fattie20xl:yeah.
  • fattie20xl:that's ok.
  • fattie20xl:even fritos.
  • fattie20xl:or cheetos would work in that situation
  • fattie20xl:you're safe

a christian tv show is pranked….

he’s reading a testimonial that’s really the theme to “fresh prince”

it’s raining motherfucking bunnies!!!

THE DRUMMER FUCKING USES BUNNIES AS DRUMSTICKS!!!!

THEY MOTHERFUCKING RIDE UMBRELLACOASTERS IN THE AIR WHILE WEARING TOP HATS AND PERIOD COSTUMES WHILE LOOKING LIKE EMOGOTHFAGS!!@

As Dangergirl said… “… this is ALMOST the greatest thing ever” … the only thing that’d make it better is if there were some David Lee Roth style halfnaked babes. ‘cause i like boobs…. boobs. rock.