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fat chicks & cheese burgers

  • fattie20xl:i need to take a dump on a fat chick's chest.
  • k1fatdan:You can do it, this is America!
  • k1fatdan:Infact, it would be un-American if you didn't do the poopoo there
  • fattie20xl:in america you can get a whore and fuck her all the dirty way for $10!
  • fattie20xl:pay in installments.
  • fattie20xl:run a line of credit with her pimp!
  • k1fatdan:Totally
  • k1fatdan:It is truely the american way
  • fattie20xl:in america i fuck cheezeburgers and eat fatchicks!
  • fattie20xl:while fucking fatchikcs and eating entirely different cheeseburgers.
  • fattie20xl:fatchicks and cheeseburgers are now interchangable!

i got no play

  • fattie20xl:is it wrong to text a girl "yo bitch, when you gonna lemme tap that FAAAAT azz?!?!?"
  • opdkhavi:Not really
  • opdkhavi:If you're serious
  • opdkhavi:unless there's a restraining order
  • fattie20xl:ok. what's your number. i'mma text it to you!
  • opdkhavi::P
  • fattie20xl:haah
  • opdkhavi:Let's just pretend you already did it and I thought it was funny.
  • fattie20xl:pretend is for little girls and mental patients!
  • opdkhavi:Wheee!

feet are gross.

gundam and condoms?  united and combined?

sex-78 type condom!?!!?!

gundam and condoms? united and combined?

sex-78 type condom!?!!?!

'leet

  • Cananopie:those are just bottles truck drivers use for piss so they dont have to pull over
  • fattie20xl:even in my toilet tank?
  • Cananopie:truckers go in your toilet tank all the time
  • fattie20xl:but i lock the door and everything
  • Cananopie:truckers dont care
  • fattie20xl:i know.. there was a girl on maury the other day who's cootchie looked like a bucket of deep fried chicken skins 'cause truckers kept fucking her
  • fattie20xl:and she didn't care either
  • Cananopie:did they show close-ups?
  • fattie20xl:yeah.... but there were using an old camera. everything looked like a 1980's atari game
  • Cananopie:still good enough to jack off to
  • fattie20xl:i jack off to pixel porn
  • Cananopie:I jack off to ascii porn
  • fattie20xl:that's 'leet

island

  • fattie20xl:i'm on a diet now
  • Coffeesheavenly:why ?
  • fattie20xl:it consisits of only the blackesst of coffees and the most bitter of sarcams
  • Coffeesheavenly:lol
  • Coffeesheavenly:lots of poop too
  • Coffeesheavenly:omg
  • fattie20xl:i spent 20 minuts on the can this morning.
  • fattie20xl:making an island
  • Coffeesheavenly:eww
  • Coffeesheavenly:lol
  • fattie20xl:all it needed was a palm tree and naked nativs
  • Coffeesheavenly:lmao
  • Coffeesheavenly::-D
  • fattie20xl:i used a piece of brocolie that i pooped out for the tree...
  • fattie20xl:and some corn for rocks
  • fattie20xl:it was really quite lovely...
  • Coffeesheavenly:i'm going to vomit
  • Coffeesheavenly:damn !!!!!
  • Coffeesheavenly:you are crazy lol
  • Coffeesheavenly::-P
  • fattie20xl:no... you can't make a vomit island....
  • fattie20xl:maybe a swamp....
  • Coffeesheavenly:i can
  • Coffeesheavenly:keep it up lol
  • Coffeesheavenly::-P