lemonaide
fattie20xl: softserve poopoos
BiLLie BaTTs: i like mine swirled with sprinkles
fattie20xl: i also made my own hot fudge for it
BiLLie BaTTs: i bet
BiLLie BaTTs: does it have corn in it
fattie20xl: no. crushed nuts
fattie20xl: and a cherry on top
BiLLie BaTTs: not bad
BiLLie BaTTs: yeah..what about your hot buttered nuts
fattie20xl: i save those for you.
BiLLie BaTTs: hope there nice and buttery
fattie20xl: i also have some bubblegum for you.... but somhow it got stuck
to my theigh
BiLLie BaTTs: yeah..its kind of hot out that happens on these sweaty
summer days
fattie20xl: that's why you ahould drink my homebrew lemonade
BiLLie BaTTs: is it tangy?
fattie20xl: it's a little on the sour side. but it's got a full body, good
head and a little fizz action
BiLLie BaTTs: as long as it goes down smooth
fattie20xl: it's made around the corner from my fudgeshop
BiLLie BaTTs: of course
corn
fattie20xl: argh
fattie20xl: i don't remember eating corn...
Cananopie: hahaha
Cananopie: stop there
fattie20xl: why?
fattie20xl: is it hammer time?
Cananopie: because I know where this is going
fattie20xl: we all know where it's going.
fattie20xl: into the sewar.
Cananopie: exactly
fattie20xl: and that's where it belongs.
fattie20xl: not in jars in your basement.
fattie20xl: but still... where'd the corn come from?
Cananopie: I shoved it up there when you were asleep to confuse you
fattie20xl: damnit!
fattie20xl: now i've gotta use tricks like ducktaping my underwears to my ass.
Cananopie: that just might end up being more painful
fattie20xl: doh!
"
When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire!
"- 
"
do u ever wonder how u will die?
there is no way i will not end up being murdered
no
way
"… mine would be 32…
"The main difference between the blues and emo is that old-timey negros had something to complain about that was more substantial than some honky whining about how his mascara is too expensive or that some fucktard was making fun of him for wearing girl’s knee-length socks over his arms for gloves. ‘OooOOh my feeeeeEEElings’ … go fuck yourself…."
- me, explaining why i erased all the “belle and sebastian” off this girl’s iTunes when i was fixing her computer.
Cilantro
fattie20xl: you don't like cilantro?
Ayish: no
Ayish: I hate it
Ayish: I spit it out
fattie20xl: why?
fattie20xl: it's good in mexican food...
Ayish: no
Ayish: ruins it
fattie20xl: but... it's really yummy.
fattie20xl: like... like parsely only more ethnic.
Ayish: no
Ayish: it's really quite horrible
Ayish: I like Parsley, though
fattie20xl: that's wierd.
Ayish: hey, are you messing with me?
fattie20xl: why would i do that?
fattie20xl: i'm a nice guy now.
fattie20xl: a real menche.
fattie20xl: mench?
fattie20xl: is that how it's spelled?
Ayish: no
Ayish: I don't think so
Ayish: but I know what you mean
fattie20xl: messing with you would be wrong.
fattie20xl: as wrong as using sarcasm on the internet.
