"fat chicks rock. because you can use thier belly buttons as cup holders."
- me, trying to cheer up a fat chick friend.
fat chicks & cheese burgers
fattie20xl: i need to take a dump on a fat chick's chest.
k1fatdan: You can do it, this is America!
k1fatdan: Infact, it would be un-American if you didn't do the poopoo there
fattie20xl: in america you can get a whore and fuck her all the dirty way for $10!
fattie20xl: pay in installments.
fattie20xl: run a line of credit with her pimp!
k1fatdan: Totally
k1fatdan: It is truely the american way
fattie20xl: in america i fuck cheezeburgers and eat fatchicks!
fattie20xl: while fucking fatchikcs and eating entirely different cheeseburgers.
fattie20xl: fatchicks and cheeseburgers are now interchangable!
i got no play
fattie20xl: is it wrong to text a girl "yo bitch, when you gonna lemme tap that FAAAAT azz?!?!?"
opdkhavi: Not really
opdkhavi: If you're serious
opdkhavi: unless there's a restraining order
fattie20xl: ok. what's your number. i'mma text it to you!
opdkhavi: :P
fattie20xl: haah
opdkhavi: Let's just pretend you already did it and I thought it was funny.
fattie20xl: pretend is for little girls and mental patients!
opdkhavi: Wheee!
feet are gross.
'leet
Cananopie: those are just bottles truck drivers use for piss so they dont have to pull over
fattie20xl: even in my toilet tank?
Cananopie: truckers go in your toilet tank all the time
fattie20xl: but i lock the door and everything
Cananopie: truckers dont care
fattie20xl: i know.. there was a girl on maury the other day who's cootchie looked like a bucket of deep fried chicken skins 'cause truckers kept fucking her
fattie20xl: and she didn't care either
Cananopie: did they show close-ups?
fattie20xl: yeah.... but there were using an old camera. everything looked like a 1980's atari game
Cananopie: still good enough to jack off to
fattie20xl: i jack off to pixel porn
Cananopie: I jack off to ascii porn
fattie20xl: that's 'leet
