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fattie20xl: i'm on a diet now
Coffeesheavenly: why ?
fattie20xl: it consisits of only the blackesst of coffees and the most bitter of sarcams
Coffeesheavenly: lol
Coffeesheavenly: lots of poop too
Coffeesheavenly: omg
fattie20xl: i spent 20 minuts on the can this morning.
fattie20xl: making an island
Coffeesheavenly: eww
Coffeesheavenly: lol
fattie20xl: all it needed was a palm tree and naked nativs
Coffeesheavenly: lmao
Coffeesheavenly: :-D
fattie20xl: i used a piece of brocolie that i pooped out for the tree...
fattie20xl: and some corn for rocks
fattie20xl: it was really quite lovely...
Coffeesheavenly: i'm going to vomit
Coffeesheavenly: damn !!!!!
Coffeesheavenly: you are crazy lol
Coffeesheavenly: :-P
fattie20xl: no... you can't make a vomit island....
fattie20xl: maybe a swamp....
Coffeesheavenly: i can
Coffeesheavenly: keep it up lol
Coffeesheavenly: :-P

… smurf porn.

the best is the circlejerk towards the end, before gargamel come in…

Multi Tool

robot penis

blend frappe egg-whisk
carpet cleaning attatchment
robot genitals

—A haiku from me to you….

girls and robots

Cleaning

girls don’t like robots
and yet we keep them around
must be to clean up

—A Haiku from Me To You!

toe licker

fattie20xl: Sup
ReaverofSouls20: whats up fattie
fattie20xl: Drinking COFFEEEEEEEEEE
ReaverofSouls20: http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4857981
fattie20xl: Oh my stars and garters
fattie20xl: That is too fucking weird
ReaverofSouls20: isnt it?
fattie20xl: Dude... I'm gonna feature it on greasypants...
ReaverofSouls20: you should
fattie20xl: This is the story of the super force of space explorers.... speacially trained and sent by the alliance to bring back....

croutons

sam rol ken: Would you eat a large bowl of shredded cheese, bacon bits, and croutons with salad dressing on it, hypothetically?
fattie20xl: .... what kind of dressing?
sam rol ken: of your choosing
fattie20xl: i've done that with blue cheese dressing.
fattie20xl: and natchos.
fattie20xl: not croutons.
sam rol ken: well I got a bag of doritos.
fattie20xl: yeah.
fattie20xl: that's ok.
fattie20xl: even fritos.
fattie20xl: or cheetos would work in that situation
fattie20xl: you're safe

a christian tv show is pranked….

he’s reading a testimonial that’s really the theme to “fresh prince”

GUNDAM + ANDREW W.K

and for the good lord loved man, he stated “Let there be upon the 30th anniversary of Gundam, a recording artist of such high awesomity that he may record the songs of Gundam in such a powerful way as to rock off all of your socks.

gundam and andrewWk

Yes. That’s Gundam. And Andrew W.K….

Party. Like it’s UC0099.