VIDEO it’s raining motherfucking bunnies!!!
THE DRUMMER FUCKING USES BUNNIES AS DRUMSTICKS!!!!
THEY MOTHERFUCKING RIDE UMBRELLACOASTERS IN THE AIR WHILE WEARING TOP HATS AND PERIOD COSTUMES WHILE LOOKING LIKE EMOGOTHFAGS!!@
As Dangergirl said… “… this is ALMOST the greatest thing ever ” … the only thing that’d make it better is if there were some David Lee Roth style halfnaked babes. ‘cause i like boobs…. boobs. rock.
Fake Pimpin' fattie20xl: guess what i found on the street today!!!
Cananopie: a bag filled with puke?
fattie20xl: no!!! this dude what was selling women folk!
Cananopie: a pimp?
fattie20xl: no!!! a regular guy...
fattie20xl: and he was selling WOMENZ!!
Cananopie: I think thats called a pimp
fattie20xl: but he had no hat
fattie20xl: or a chain
fattie20xl: or a pimpmobile
Cananopie: they're still called pimps I'm pretty sure if they're selling women
fattie20xl: oh.... so..... wait...
fattie20xl: when i put on my hat and chain and use my pimpstick.... i'm not realy pimpin?
fattie20xl: i'm fake pretend pimpin?
Cananopie: That'd be my guess, find a woman to sell\
fattie20xl: ..... my fat ho sister?
Cananopie: if she'll let you sell her
fattie20xl: i don't wanna be a pretend pimp
Cananopie: thats okay
fattie20xl: sukka
this dude’s more psychotic then me. i dunno if this is bad poetries or if he’s seriously in need of shock therepy. anyway, this is my new favorite poem
VIDEO homeless dude hates science!
“THEY CAN’T EVEN CURE THE COMMON COLD!!!!”
VIDEO fucktard!
i’m starting off fucktardweek.
pizza Coffeesheavenly: are you diabetic?
Coffeesheavenly: they get thirsty alot
fattie20xl: i dunno.
fattie20xl: i don't think so...
fattie20xl: i just drink alot of water.
Coffeesheavenly: oh ok
fattie20xl: i find it keeps me energetic.
Coffeesheavenly: thats good
Coffeesheavenly: waters good for you
fattie20xl: and so is pizza.
fattie20xl: i wanna get me some pizza.
Coffeesheavenly: pizza?
Coffeesheavenly: what part is good for you?
fattie20xl: all of it.
fattie20xl: it is what i eat.
Coffeesheavenly: the grease, cheese, or dough ?
Coffeesheavenly: lol
Coffeesheavenly: actually , i think sauce could be good for you
Coffeesheavenly: like sauce comes from tomato
Coffeesheavenly: right?
Coffeesheavenly: cheese is calcium
Coffeesheavenly: XD
Coffeesheavenly: health food = pizza :-)
Coffeesheavenly: lol
fattie20xl: yeah.
rusty tromboner billiebatts: i really would like to try out a rusty trombone with you..don't tell anyone
fattie20xl: i'm gonna blog it.
billiebatts: motherfucka
billiebatts: i said it was between us
billiebatts: i just want to try it
fattie20xl: it
fattie20xl: is
fattie20xl: important!
billiebatts: i want my tongue in your hairy, stinky bunghole while i reach around and jerk you off
fattie20xl: i want that too! but i want to video tape it.
fattie20xl: and then comment mystery science theater 3000 style
billiebatts: fuck it
billiebatts: i just wanted a private moment with you
billiebatts: try to something out and now you have to make a whole event out of it
billiebatts: i wish i could quit you
fattie20xl: but... think of the ratings!
this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen! i mean.. oh god. it’s just… no.
We search the globe for smoothie girls to stuff fruity goodness into their assholes so they’re filled up with essential vitamins, as required for a healthy immune system.
— *sigh*
