tuna sandwitch
fattie20xl: heeey! what's up man?
vapurtrale: not much man whats up
fattie20xl: getting fiiired!!!
vapurtrale: what
vapurtrale: why
fattie20xl: i'm a bad employee.
fattie20xl: they found out it was my tuna sandwitch in the airduct.
vapurtrale: im gonna need a story
vapurtrale: explaining this
fattie20xl: ....
fattie20xl: i put a tuna sandwitch in the hvac system.
vapurtrale: lol
fattie20xl: that's the story!
vapurtrale: u serious
vapurtrale: like for real
fattie20xl: yeah
fattie20xl: 100% for reals
vapurtrale: cause if thats real its fucking amazing
vapurtrale: just nothing short of awesome
vapurtrale: u must not have liked your job anyways
fattie20xl: no. i 100% hate it.
vapurtrale: so what now?
fattie20xl: they don't know it was me.
