blumpkin
fattie20xl: yoooooooooo my penilebrotha!
billiebatts: yo
fattie20xl: i've seen more dicks than taryn thomas... while at work.
fattie20xl: this week
billiebatts: why
fattie20xl: truck drivers seem to love showing me thier dicks
billiebatts: is that weird?
fattie20xl: yeah
fattie20xl: it's weird.
fattie20xl: and creepy
billiebatts: i wish i could quit you
billiebatts: and your blumpkin buffets
fattie20xl: hahahahah at lowes?
billiebatts: mine is at lowes..yours i thought was at home depot
fattie20xl: no. mine's at an ace.
fattie20xl: i'm a little more discreet than you..
billiebatts: oh..old school
billiebatts: nice
billiebatts: ace is the place...for blumpkins!
fattie20xl: i support small private buisniess...h
fattie20xl: ahahahahah
billiebatts: we should really go and shit in display toilets
billiebatts: that would be the ultimate
fattie20xl: yo.... one night... we will!
billiebatts: bring a newspaper
fattie20xl: soon.
billiebatts: toilet paper
fattie20xl: okokok... here's my plan...
billiebatts: we'd either have a great story
billiebatts: get our asses kicked
billiebatts: or get arrested
billiebatts: ok..go
fattie20xl: i'm on the toilet, in home depot.... in a luchador mask... reading the sunday comix...
fattie20xl: you take a pic....
billiebatts: hsh
billiebatts: hah
billiebatts: ok..
billiebatts: thats funny
fattie20xl: and then you give me a blumpkin!
billiebatts: but are you going to really dump?
billiebatts: wait..
fattie20xl: probably not.
billiebatts: what if you get a dildo and it looks like im giving you a blumpkin
fattie20xl: chicken
billiebatts: well...im not gonna suck your dick..fag
fattie20xl: don't be a homo! you gotta. it's like... a promise!
