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Fake Pimpin'

fattie20xl: guess what i found on the street today!!!
Cananopie: a bag filled with puke?
fattie20xl: no!!! this dude what was selling women folk!
Cananopie: a pimp?
fattie20xl: no!!! a regular guy...
fattie20xl: and he was selling WOMENZ!!
Cananopie: I think thats called a pimp
fattie20xl: but he had no hat
fattie20xl: or a chain
fattie20xl: or a pimpmobile
Cananopie: they're still called pimps I'm pretty sure if they're selling women
fattie20xl: oh.... so..... wait...
fattie20xl: when i put on my hat and chain and use my pimpstick.... i'm not realy pimpin?
fattie20xl: i'm fake pretend pimpin?
Cananopie: That'd be my guess, find a woman to sell\
fattie20xl: ..... my fat ho sister?
Cananopie: if she'll let you sell her
fattie20xl: i don't wanna be a pretend pimp
Cananopie: thats okay
fattie20xl: sukka