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Fattie20xl: drgoody... can you cure my aching heart?
Drgoody: of course
Drgoody: is your heart aching
Fattie20xl: yeah. and i've got some tunnel vision and a pain down my left arm...
Fattie20xl: it's getting kinda hard to breath...
Drgoody: thats great i suggest a hospital
Fattie20xl: uh... no. i'm illegal.
Fattie20xl: i mean.. my existance.
Drgoody: what does that mean your a felon
Fattie20xl: i'm a citizen and all... but i'm also an arab.
Fattie20xl: yeah.
Drgoody: why are you instant messaging me
Fattie20xl: 'cause you're a doctor.
Fattie20xl: and i need some medical advice.
Drgoody: and how old are you
Fattie20xl: 24
Drgoody: man or woman
Fattie20xl: uhm....
Fattie20xl: man,
Fattie20xl: sorta
Drgoody: smd that means?