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fattie20xl: argh
fattie20xl: i don't remember eating corn...
Cananopie: hahaha
Cananopie: stop there
fattie20xl: why?
fattie20xl: is it hammer time?
Cananopie: because I know where this is going
fattie20xl: we all know where it's going.
fattie20xl: into the sewar.
Cananopie: exactly
fattie20xl: and that's where it belongs.
fattie20xl: not in jars in your basement.
fattie20xl: but still... where'd the corn come from?
Cananopie: I shoved it up there when you were asleep to confuse you
fattie20xl: damnit!
fattie20xl: now i've gotta use tricks like ducktaping my underwears to my ass.
Cananopie: that just might end up being more painful
fattie20xl: doh!