The most Repugnant site on the ‘netwebs!Tumblr (3.0; @greasypants)http://greasypants.com/fattie20xl: argh<br /> fattie20xl: i don't remember eating corn...<br /> Cananopie: hahaha<br /> Cananopie: stop there<br /> fattie20xl: why?<br /> fattie20xl: is it hammer time?<br /> Cananopie: because I know where this is going<br /> fattie20xl: we all know where it's going.<br /> fattie20xl: into the sewar.<br /> Cananopie: exactly<br /> fattie20xl: and that's where it belongs.<br /> fattie20xl: not in jars in your basement.<br /> fattie20xl: but still... where'd the corn come from?<br /> Cananopie: I shoved it up there when you were asleep to confuse you<br /> fattie20xl: damnit!<br /> fattie20xl: now i've gotta use tricks like ducktaping my underwears to my ass.<br /> Cananopie: that just might end up being more painful<br /> fattie20xl: doh!http://greasypants.com/post/701166039http://greasypants.com/post/701166039Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:05:49 -0400aimchatconvocananopiepoop“<p>When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?</p> <p>When her mustache is on fire!</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><img src="http://maidenking.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/kim-kardashian.jpg" alt="kim kardashian"/></em>http://greasypants.com/post/695728895http://greasypants.com/post/695728895Sun, 13 Jun 2010 21:37:15 -0400women's lib“<p>do u ever wonder how u will die?</p> <p>there is no way i will not end up being murdered</p> <p>no</p> <p>way</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://championawkward.tumblr.com/">Champion Awkward</a></em>http://greasypants.com/post/694038338http://greasypants.com/post/694038338Sun, 13 Jun 2010 11:05:49 -0400quotedeath<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vRT2mXDyC2U&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vRT2mXDyC2U&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>… mine would be 32…</p>http://greasypants.com/post/690385383http://greasypants.com/post/690385383Sat, 12 Jun 2010 09:14:33 -0400penisvideo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3gho6NhJt1qzy1o7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my penis</p>http://greasypants.com/post/664321472http://greasypants.com/post/664321472Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:52:50 -0400peniswangpic“The main difference between the blues and emo is that old-timey negros had something to complain about that was more substantial than some honky whining about how his mascara is too expensive or that some fucktard was making fun of him for wearing girl’s knee-length socks over his arms for gloves. ‘OooOOh my feeeeeEEElings’ … go fuck yourself….”<br/><br/> - <em>me, explaining why i erased all the “belle and sebastian” off this girl’s iTunes when i was fixing her computer.</em>http://greasypants.com/post/660939606http://greasypants.com/post/660939606Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:40:48 -0400quotenegroemofattie20xl: you don't like cilantro?<br /> Ayish: no<br /> Ayish: I hate it<br /> Ayish: I spit it out<br /> fattie20xl: why?<br /> fattie20xl: it's good in mexican food...<br /> Ayish: no<br /> Ayish: ruins it<br /> fattie20xl: but... it's really yummy.<br /> fattie20xl: like... like parsely only more ethnic.<br /> Ayish: no<br /> Ayish: it's really quite horrible<br /> Ayish: I like Parsley, though<br /> fattie20xl: that's wierd.<br /> Ayish: hey, are you messing with me?<br /> fattie20xl: why would i do that?<br /> fattie20xl: i'm a nice guy now.<br /> fattie20xl: a real menche.<br /> fattie20xl: mench?<br /> fattie20xl: is that how it's spelled?<br /> Ayish: no<br /> Ayish: I don't think so<br /> Ayish: but I know what you mean<br /> fattie20xl: messing with you would be wrong.<br /> fattie20xl: as wrong as using sarcasm on the internet.<br /> http://greasypants.com/post/657516206http://greasypants.com/post/657516206Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:16:32 -0400AimChatConvoCilantroAyish“fat chicks rock. because you can use thier belly buttons as cup holders.”<br/><br/> - <em>me, trying to cheer up a fat chick friend.</em>http://greasypants.com/post/464610883http://greasypants.com/post/464610883Sun, 21 Mar 2010 22:06:56 -0400quotefatchicks<a href="http://www.google.com/url?q=http://s0.ilike.com/play%23Wesley%2BWillis:Cut%2Bthe%2BMullet:205496:s40276237.10779906.18773620.0.2.85%252Cstd_77dddd72ecfe450d8dd43c33245c333a&ei=XD2PS4eKA8eVtgey2-GJCw&sa=X&oi=music_play_track&resnum=2&ct=result&cd=2&ved=0CAsQ0wQoATAA&usg=AFQjCNEsmdBXj4HrAJWuWvj9z0HbWwxBFQ">cut the mullet</a>http://greasypants.com/post/432549576http://greasypants.com/post/432549576Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:04:57 -0500musicmulletfattie20xl: i need to take a dump on a fat chick's chest.<br /> k1fatdan: You can do it, this is America!<br /> k1fatdan: Infact, it would be un-American if you didn't do the poopoo there<br /> fattie20xl: in america you can get a whore and fuck her all the dirty way for $10!<br /> fattie20xl: pay in installments.<br /> fattie20xl: run a line of credit with her pimp!<br /> k1fatdan: Totally<br /> k1fatdan: It is truely the american way<br /> fattie20xl: in america i fuck cheezeburgers and eat fatchicks!<br /> fattie20xl: while fucking fatchikcs and eating entirely different cheeseburgers.<br /> fattie20xl: fatchicks and cheeseburgers are now interchangable!<br /> http://greasypants.com/post/430404613http://greasypants.com/post/430404613Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:04:53 -0500aimfatchickscheeseburgerfattie20xl: is it wrong to text a girl "yo bitch, when you gonna lemme tap that FAAAAT azz?!?!?"<br /> opdkhavi: Not really<br /> opdkhavi: If you're serious<br /> opdkhavi: unless there's a restraining order<br /> fattie20xl: ok. what's your number. i'mma text it to you!<br /> opdkhavi: :P<br /> fattie20xl: haah<br /> opdkhavi: Let's just pretend you already did it and I thought it was funny.<br /> fattie20xl: pretend is for little girls and mental patients!<br /> opdkhavi: Wheee!http://greasypants.com/post/428448189http://greasypants.com/post/428448189Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:01:59 -0500aimgirlsplay<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F_aDAKlaEOw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F_aDAKlaEOw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://greasypants.com/post/425604319http://greasypants.com/post/425604319Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:51:34 -0500poopvideoassscience<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oQVxgfVGy5I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oQVxgfVGy5I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>feet are gross.</p>http://greasypants.com/post/411542306http://greasypants.com/post/411542306Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:46:04 -0500videopornfeetgrosstoe<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwtbndvcnS1qzy1o7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>gundam and condoms? united and combined?</p> <p>sex-78 type condom!?!!?!</p>http://greasypants.com/post/361691546http://greasypants.com/post/361691546Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:32:55 -0500photogundamcondomCananopie: those are just bottles truck drivers use for piss so they dont have to pull over<br /> fattie20xl: even in my toilet tank?<br /> Cananopie: truckers go in your toilet tank all the time<br /> fattie20xl: but i lock the door and everything<br /> Cananopie: truckers dont care<br /> fattie20xl: i know.. there was a girl on maury the other day who's cootchie looked like a bucket of deep fried chicken skins 'cause truckers kept fucking her<br /> fattie20xl: and she didn't care either<br /> Cananopie: did they show close-ups?<br /> fattie20xl: yeah.... but there were using an old camera. everything looked like a 1980's atari game<br /> Cananopie: still good enough to jack off to<br /> fattie20xl: i jack off to pixel porn<br /> Cananopie: I jack off to ascii porn<br /> fattie20xl: that's 'leethttp://greasypants.com/post/359949162http://greasypants.com/post/359949162Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:32:52 -0500pornaimchattruckersfattie20xl: i'm on a diet now<br /> Coffeesheavenly: why ?<br /> fattie20xl: it consisits of only the blackesst of coffees and the most bitter of sarcams<br /> Coffeesheavenly: lol<br /> Coffeesheavenly: lots of poop too<br /> Coffeesheavenly: omg<br /> fattie20xl: i spent 20 minuts on the can this morning.<br /> fattie20xl: making an island<br /> Coffeesheavenly: eww<br /> Coffeesheavenly: lol<br /> fattie20xl: all it needed was a palm tree and naked nativs<br /> Coffeesheavenly: lmao<br /> Coffeesheavenly: :-D<br /> fattie20xl: i used a piece of brocolie that i pooped out for the tree...<br /> fattie20xl: and some corn for rocks<br /> fattie20xl: it was really quite lovely...<br /> Coffeesheavenly: i'm going to vomit<br /> Coffeesheavenly: damn !!!!!<br /> Coffeesheavenly: you are crazy lol<br /> Coffeesheavenly: :-P<br /> fattie20xl: no... you can't make a vomit island....<br /> fattie20xl: maybe a swamp....<br /> Coffeesheavenly: i can<br /> Coffeesheavenly: keep it up lol<br /> Coffeesheavenly: :-Phttp://greasypants.com/post/358206135http://greasypants.com/post/358206135Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:32:53 -0500aimchatpoop<object height="317" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.redtube.com/player/" /><param name="FlashVars" value="id=8399&style=redtube" /><embed src="http://embed.redtube.com/player/?id=8399&style=redtube" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="317" width="400"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>… smurf porn.</p> <p>the best is the circlejerk towards the end, before gargamel come in…</p>http://greasypants.com/post/356440729http://greasypants.com/post/356440729Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:32:50 -0500videosmurfporn<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwnwfsIHyO1qzx2kt.jpg" alt="robot penis"/></p> <blockquote> <p>blend frappe egg-whisk<br/> carpet cleaning attatchment<br/> robot genitals</p> </blockquote> <p>—A haiku from me to you….</p>http://greasypants.com/post/354667604http://greasypants.com/post/354667604Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:31:51 -0500haikurobotgenitals<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwnvyuan5m1qzx2kt.jpg" alt="Cleaning"/></p> <blockquote> <p>girls don’t like robots<br/> and yet we keep them around<br/> must be to clean up</p> </blockquote> <p>—A Haiku from Me To You!</p>http://greasypants.com/post/352903007http://greasypants.com/post/352903007Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:31:52 -0500haikuchicksrobotsfattie20xl: Sup<br /> ReaverofSouls20: whats up fattie<br /> fattie20xl: Drinking COFFEEEEEEEEEE<br /> ReaverofSouls20: http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4857981<br /> fattie20xl: Oh my stars and garters<br /> fattie20xl: That is too fucking weird<br /> ReaverofSouls20: isnt it?<br /> fattie20xl: Dude... I'm gonna feature it on greasypants...<br /> ReaverofSouls20: you should<br /> fattie20xl: This is the story of the super force of space explorers.... speacially trained and sent by the alliance to bring back....http://greasypants.com/post/351078913http://greasypants.com/post/351078913Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:30:54 -0500aimtoesick