The most Repugnant site on the ‘netwebs!Tumblr (3.0; @greasypants)http://greasypants.com/<a href="http://www.google.com/url?q=http://s0.ilike.com/play%23Wesley%2BWillis:Cut%2Bthe%2BMullet:205496:s40276237.10779906.18773620.0.2.85%252Cstd_77dddd72ecfe450d8dd43c33245c333a&ei=XD2PS4eKA8eVtgey2-GJCw&sa=X&oi=music_play_track&resnum=2&ct=result&cd=2&ved=0CAsQ0wQoATAA&usg=AFQjCNEsmdBXj4HrAJWuWvj9z0HbWwxBFQ">cut the mullet</a>http://greasypants.com/post/432549576http://greasypants.com/post/432549576Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:04:57 -0500musicmulletfattie20xl: i need to take a dump on a fat chick's chest.<br /> k1fatdan: You can do it, this is America!<br /> k1fatdan: Infact, it would be un-American if you didn't do the poopoo there<br /> fattie20xl: in america you can get a whore and fuck her all the dirty way for $10!<br /> fattie20xl: pay in installments.<br /> fattie20xl: run a line of credit with her pimp!<br /> k1fatdan: Totally<br /> k1fatdan: It is truely the american way<br /> fattie20xl: in america i fuck cheezeburgers and eat fatchicks!<br /> fattie20xl: while fucking fatchikcs and eating entirely different cheeseburgers.<br /> fattie20xl: fatchicks and cheeseburgers are now interchangable!<br /> http://greasypants.com/post/430404613http://greasypants.com/post/430404613Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:04:53 -0500aimfatchickscheeseburgerfattie20xl: is it wrong to text a girl "yo bitch, when you gonna lemme tap that FAAAAT azz?!?!?"<br /> opdkhavi: Not really<br /> opdkhavi: If you're serious<br /> opdkhavi: unless there's a restraining order<br /> fattie20xl: ok. what's your number. i'mma text it to you!<br /> opdkhavi: :P<br /> fattie20xl: haah<br /> opdkhavi: Let's just pretend you already did it and I thought it was funny.<br /> fattie20xl: pretend is for little girls and mental patients!<br /> opdkhavi: Wheee!http://greasypants.com/post/428448189http://greasypants.com/post/428448189Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:01:59 -0500aimgirlsplay<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F_aDAKlaEOw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F_aDAKlaEOw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://greasypants.com/post/425604319http://greasypants.com/post/425604319Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:51:34 -0500poopvideoassscience<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oQVxgfVGy5I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oQVxgfVGy5I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>feet are gross.</p>http://greasypants.com/post/411542306http://greasypants.com/post/411542306Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:46:04 -0500videopornfeetgrosstoe<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwtbndvcnS1qzy1o7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>gundam and condoms? united and combined?</p> <p>sex-78 type condom!?!!?!</p>http://greasypants.com/post/361691546http://greasypants.com/post/361691546Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:32:55 -0500photogundamcondomCananopie: those are just bottles truck drivers use for piss so they dont have to pull over<br /> fattie20xl: even in my toilet tank?<br /> Cananopie: truckers go in your toilet tank all the time<br /> fattie20xl: but i lock the door and everything<br /> Cananopie: truckers dont care<br /> fattie20xl: i know.. there was a girl on maury the other day who's cootchie looked like a bucket of deep fried chicken skins 'cause truckers kept fucking her<br /> fattie20xl: and she didn't care either<br /> Cananopie: did they show close-ups?<br /> fattie20xl: yeah.... but there were using an old camera. everything looked like a 1980's atari game<br /> Cananopie: still good enough to jack off to<br /> fattie20xl: i jack off to pixel porn<br /> Cananopie: I jack off to ascii porn<br /> fattie20xl: that's 'leethttp://greasypants.com/post/359949162http://greasypants.com/post/359949162Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:32:52 -0500pornaimchattruckersfattie20xl: i'm on a diet now<br /> Coffeesheavenly: why ?<br /> fattie20xl: it consisits of only the blackesst of coffees and the most bitter of sarcams<br /> Coffeesheavenly: lol<br /> Coffeesheavenly: lots of poop too<br /> Coffeesheavenly: omg<br /> fattie20xl: i spent 20 minuts on the can this morning.<br /> fattie20xl: making an island<br /> Coffeesheavenly: eww<br /> Coffeesheavenly: lol<br /> fattie20xl: all it needed was a palm tree and naked nativs<br /> Coffeesheavenly: lmao<br /> Coffeesheavenly: :-D<br /> fattie20xl: i used a piece of brocolie that i pooped out for the tree...<br /> fattie20xl: and some corn for rocks<br /> fattie20xl: it was really quite lovely...<br /> Coffeesheavenly: i'm going to vomit<br /> Coffeesheavenly: damn !!!!!<br /> Coffeesheavenly: you are crazy lol<br /> Coffeesheavenly: :-P<br /> fattie20xl: no... you can't make a vomit island....<br /> fattie20xl: maybe a swamp....<br /> Coffeesheavenly: i can<br /> Coffeesheavenly: keep it up lol<br /> Coffeesheavenly: :-Phttp://greasypants.com/post/358206135http://greasypants.com/post/358206135Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:32:53 -0500aimchatpoop<object height="317" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.redtube.com/player/" /><param name="FlashVars" value="id=8399&style=redtube" /><embed src="http://embed.redtube.com/player/?id=8399&style=redtube" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="317" width="400"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>… smurf porn.</p> <p>the best is the circlejerk towards the end, before gargamel come in…</p>http://greasypants.com/post/356440729http://greasypants.com/post/356440729Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:32:50 -0500videosmurfporn<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwnwfsIHyO1qzx2kt.jpg" alt="robot penis"/></p> <blockquote> <p>blend frappe egg-whisk<br/> carpet cleaning attatchment<br/> robot genitals</p> </blockquote> <p>—A haiku from me to you….</p>http://greasypants.com/post/354667604http://greasypants.com/post/354667604Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:31:51 -0500haikurobotgenitals<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwnvyuan5m1qzx2kt.jpg" alt="Cleaning"/></p> <blockquote> <p>girls don’t like robots<br/> and yet we keep them around<br/> must be to clean up</p> </blockquote> <p>—A Haiku from Me To You!</p>http://greasypants.com/post/352903007http://greasypants.com/post/352903007Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:31:52 -0500haikuchicksrobotsfattie20xl: Sup<br /> ReaverofSouls20: whats up fattie<br /> fattie20xl: Drinking COFFEEEEEEEEEE<br /> ReaverofSouls20: http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4857981<br /> fattie20xl: Oh my stars and garters<br /> fattie20xl: That is too fucking weird<br /> ReaverofSouls20: isnt it?<br /> fattie20xl: Dude... I'm gonna feature it on greasypants...<br /> ReaverofSouls20: you should<br /> fattie20xl: This is the story of the super force of space explorers.... speacially trained and sent by the alliance to bring back....http://greasypants.com/post/351078913http://greasypants.com/post/351078913Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:30:54 -0500aimtoesicksam rol ken: Would you eat a large bowl of shredded cheese, bacon bits, and croutons with salad dressing on it, hypothetically?<br /> fattie20xl: .... what kind of dressing?<br /> sam rol ken: of your choosing<br /> fattie20xl: i've done that with blue cheese dressing.<br /> fattie20xl: and natchos.<br /> fattie20xl: not croutons.<br /> sam rol ken: well I got a bag of doritos.<br /> fattie20xl: yeah.<br /> fattie20xl: that's ok.<br /> fattie20xl: even fritos.<br /> fattie20xl: or cheetos would work in that situation<br /> fattie20xl: you're safehttp://greasypants.com/post/349313555http://greasypants.com/post/349313555Sat, 23 Jan 2010 13:29:50 -0500croutonsfoodchataim<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ts_q7SXQVF0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ts_q7SXQVF0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>a christian tv show is pranked….</p> <p>he’s reading a testimonial that’s really the theme to “fresh prince”</p>http://greasypants.com/post/347679020http://greasypants.com/post/347679020Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:27:08 -0500videoprankfresh prince<a href="http://kotaku.com/5357065/gundam-rock">GUNDAM + ANDREW W.K</a>: <p>and for the good lord loved man, he stated “Let there be upon the 30th anniversary of Gundam, a recording artist of such high awesomity that he may record the songs of Gundam in such a powerful way as to rock off all of your socks.</p> <p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/09/500x_Andrew-WK-Gundam.jpg" alt="gundam and andrewWk"/></p> <p>Yes. That’s Gundam. And Andrew W.K….</p> <p>Party. Like it’s UC0099.</p>http://greasypants.com/post/198809042http://greasypants.com/post/198809042Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:57:48 -0400linkandrew wkgundamawesome<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VSJ7K0V8lCc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VSJ7K0V8lCc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>it’s raining motherfucking bunnies!!!</p> <p>THE DRUMMER FUCKING USES BUNNIES AS DRUMSTICKS!!!!</p> <p><strong>THEY MOTHERFUCKING RIDE UMBRELLACOASTERS IN THE AIR WHILE WEARING TOP HATS AND PERIOD COSTUMES WHILE LOOKING LIKE EMOGOTHFAGS!!@</strong></p> <p>As <a href="http://leahdanger.tumblr.com/">Dangergirl</a> said… “<em>… this is ALMOST the greatest thing ever</em>” … the only thing that’d make it better is if there were some David Lee Roth style halfnaked babes. ‘cause i like boobs…. boobs. rock.</p>http://greasypants.com/post/197420742http://greasypants.com/post/197420742Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:15:48 -0400videobunniesthe damnedgiggoloawesomefagsfattie20xl: guess what i found on the street today!!!<br /> Cananopie: a bag filled with puke?<br /> fattie20xl: no!!! this dude what was selling women folk!<br /> Cananopie: a pimp?<br /> fattie20xl: no!!! a regular guy...<br /> fattie20xl: and he was selling WOMENZ!!<br /> Cananopie: I think thats called a pimp<br /> fattie20xl: but he had no hat<br /> fattie20xl: or a chain<br /> fattie20xl: or a pimpmobile<br /> Cananopie: they're still called pimps I'm pretty sure if they're selling women<br /> fattie20xl: oh.... so..... wait...<br /> fattie20xl: when i put on my hat and chain and use my pimpstick.... i'm not realy pimpin?<br /> fattie20xl: i'm fake pretend pimpin?<br /> Cananopie: That'd be my guess, find a woman to sell\<br /> fattie20xl: ..... my fat ho sister?<br /> Cananopie: if she'll let you sell her<br /> fattie20xl: i don't wanna be a pretend pimp<br /> Cananopie: thats okay<br /> fattie20xl: sukkahttp://greasypants.com/post/154222792http://greasypants.com/post/154222792Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:03:07 -0400aimpimphat hoesister<a href="http://mundoshorties.blogspot.com/2007/10/long-story-short-its-short-story.html">long story short it's short story</a>: <p>this dude’s more psychotic then me. i dunno if this is bad poetries or if he’s seriously in need of shock therepy. anyway, this is my new favorite poem</p>http://greasypants.com/post/134186913http://greasypants.com/post/134186913Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:08:12 -0400linkspoempoetrypsycho<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w_L6sWyBhOc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w_L6sWyBhOc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>homeless dude hates science!</p> <p>“THEY CAN’T EVEN CURE THE COMMON COLD!!!!”</p>http://greasypants.com/post/133564805http://greasypants.com/post/133564805Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:07:59 -0400videohomelesshobo<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WZhoLzZaQfc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WZhoLzZaQfc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>fucktard!</p> <p>i’m starting off fucktardweek.</p>http://greasypants.com/post/132952630http://greasypants.com/post/132952630Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:07:55 -0400fucktardvideo