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fattie20xl: Hi hi!!!
PrinceJoe777: ass...
fattie20xl: taxi
PrinceJoe777: cab
fattie20xl: balogna pony!
PrinceJoe777: sugar lips!
fattie20xl: My little dirty dumpling!
PrinceJoe777: My disease infested huny!
fattie20xl: My scab liped sugarcube!
PrinceJoe777: My ass-rammed-by-everyone-in-nyc, big hunk of shitty luvin!
fattie20xl: My dirty sundress-wearin cock goblin!
PrinceJoe777: My nasty monkey whore!
fattie20xl: My filthy budist's delight
PrinceJoe777: My Funky, spicey sushi!
fattie20xl: My salty Kebab!!
PrinceJoe777: Hairy squash!
fattie20xl: Butternuts!
PrinceJoe777: Cream-cheese tits!
fattie20xl: cottage cheese dick!
PrinceJoe777: Scallion ass!
fattie20xl: I love you....
PrinceJoe777: I hate u...
fattie20xl: That's a pitty. Ain't it?
PrinceJoe777: yea..
Annoying
fattie20xl: j
fattie20xl: a
fattie20xl: m
fattie20xl: e
fattie20xl: s
James Phrase: m
James Phrase: e
fattie20xl: t
fattie20xl: h
fattie20xl: a
fattie20xl: t
fattie20xl:
fattie20xl: i
fattie20xl: s
fattie20xl:
fattie20xl: c
fattie20xl: o
fattie20xl: r
fattie20xl: r
fattie20xl: e
fattie20xl: c
fattie20xl: t
fattie20xl: !
fattie20xl: ok... enougth of that crap
fattie20xl: that's annoying.
James Phrase: good
James Phrase: more for you i guess
fattie20xl: yeah. it's hard to type like that.
fattie20xl: and the spaces? those are TIGHT difficult
James Phrase: i'm sure
Behold!
fattie20xl: I love you?
fattie20xl: And I'm going to call you later.
Cananopie: YES YES YES!
fattie20xl: And make it an obscene phone call!
fattie20xl: I'm gonna call you and be NAKED!
fattie20xl: ANd then I'm going to ask you what you are wearing and then I'll make you take it off!
fattie20xl: ANd then you'll be gay!
Cananopie: Lucas. Lately you've had quite an obsession to make me gay
fattie20xl: That's because you are secretly gay.
fattie20xl: I just don't like people lying to themselves.
fattie20xl: I'm trying to help you to feel comfortable with yourself.
Cananopie: trust me. I like the pussy. Buttholes don't get so wet
fattie20xl: That's why god made figs and homos made KY.
fattie20xl: God wants you to be gay.
fattie20xl: It says so in the bible.
Cananopie: Lucas, side question, are you Jewish?
fattie20xl: Lo! And the lord, all wise and powerfull said unto the people: In the future there will be a man named Rob. He shall cal himslef CANANOPIE. He will be secretly gay for his ancestors are from Sodam. Be kind to him, for he is my favorite. Eat figs and drop trou!
fattie20xl: Yep.
Cananopie: Lucas. Where do you come up with this stuff?
fattie20xl: It's in the Dead Sea Scrolls!
fattie20xl: THat's why they don't want them out.
fattie20xl: God wants you to be gay, but the man dosn't like that.
fattie20xl: Because then we'll all have to eat figs and then drop trou for you.
Cananopie: whats trou?
fattie20xl: pants.
Cananopie: will the ladies have to too?
fattie20xl: It dosn't say. I'd assume not since it says that you're gay.
fattie20xl: Although you might get away with doing them in the butt.
Cananopie: What if I just don't care and decide that I want to be straight?
fattie20xl: You're gonna defy God?
Cananopie: sure
fattie20xl: She'll kick your ass into Hell!
Cananopie: No woman can tell me I'm gay!
Cananopie: We'll see how gay I am when I get her into bed!
fattie20xl: God'll put on the strapon and you'll LOVE it!
fattie20xl: L-O-V-E IT!
Cananopie: no.
fattie20xl: Can't help it.
Are You Fat?
OS Crusader: My friend Fattie20xl said that you are dumb.
OS Crusader: He's usually pretty on about these things.
OS Crusader: He also said that you're fat.
OS Crusader: Are you fat?
lis01111984: NO
OS Crusader: Are you sure?
lis01111984: YES WHY
OS Crusader: Because Fattie20xl said that you are.
lis01111984: he doesnt know me first off
lis01111984: ur prob fat
OS Crusader: I am.
OS Crusader: And hairy.
lis01111984: lol fork
lis01111984: dork*
OS Crusader: You can't even insult me without thinking of food, heffer.
lis01111984: what?
lis01111984: first off have u seen a pic of me?
OS Crusader: No.
lis01111984: EXACTLY
lis01111984: SO IF U DONT KNOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
lis01111984: UR PROB FAT, UGLY, AND A LOSER
OS Crusader: But Fattie20xl is pretty sharp on picking these things up.
OS Crusader: He said that you're a fat kid, and that you lie.
lis01111984: lol
lis01111984: i'm fat?
lis01111984: and i lie?
lis01111984: ahuh
lis01111984: riighht
lis01111984: first off
lis01111984: lv, i never gave him my pic
lis01111984: BYE LOSER
OS Crusader: He also said that you're borderline retarded.
Classy
Fattie20xl: anyway...
Fattie20xl: hot monkey love splurting in your mom's fruitcup.
Cananopie: Thats only because thats where you wanted it because you're gonna lick it out
Fattie20xl: yeah. otherwise the girls at the diner don't get tips
Fattie20xl: unless YOU wanna dooky on my "hungryman's breakfast"
Cananopie: That sounds incredibly filthy Lucas.
Fattie20xl: that's why i know you'll do it.
Fattie20xl: you're a pervey
Cananopie: I try
Fattie20xl: you more than try... you exemplify/
Fattie20xl: like when you eat funyons offa my throbing dong.
Fattie20xl: that's classier than your aunti wiping her mouth off on her sleave after the horse is done.
Cananopie: I can't compete in vulgarities with you
Cocoa Puffs
JD m Nick10: turdball!
fattie20xl: Yoyoyo!
fattie20xl: I'm snugglin' TAR
JD m Nick10: i dont know what you are talking about!
fattie20xl: ip00pedmuhpantz
JD m Nick10: how magical!
fattie20xl: It was a surprise for me!
fattie20xl: I havn't dont that since I was a little bastard
JD m Nick10: do it right now!
fattie20xl: nnnnnnnggggggahhhhhh!!!!!!
fattie20xl: *poop*
JD m Nick10: haha
JD m Nick10: let it steam, my friend, let it steam.
fattie20xl: huh huh that one's not too special.
fattie20xl: It's like the size of a marbel.
JD m Nick10: not even a glass eye?
fattie20xl: Nope. Not even a shooter marbel.
fattie20xl: Just a plain old poop marbel.
JD m Nick10: kix cereal?
fattie20xl: More like Cocoa puffs....
highlights
Ayish: Gah
Ayish: I'm SO BORED
Ayish: what are you doing?
fattie20xl: masturbating.
fattie20xl: accuaaly...
fattie20xl: i'm drinking beer and watching startrek.
Ayish: exciting
fattie20xl: eh.
fattie20xl: it's the highlight of my day.
fattie20xl: that and when i go to the dentist's office and steal "highlights" magazine.
fattie20xl: that's the literal highlight...
Ayish: hahahaha
Heartache
Fattie20xl: drgoody... can you cure my aching heart?
Drgoody: of course
Drgoody: is your heart aching
Fattie20xl: yeah. and i've got some tunnel vision and a pain down my left arm...
Fattie20xl: it's getting kinda hard to breath...
Drgoody: thats great i suggest a hospital
Fattie20xl: uh... no. i'm illegal.
Fattie20xl: i mean.. my existance.
Drgoody: what does that mean your a felon
Fattie20xl: i'm a citizen and all... but i'm also an arab.
Fattie20xl: yeah.
Drgoody: why are you instant messaging me
Fattie20xl: 'cause you're a doctor.
Fattie20xl: and i need some medical advice.
Drgoody: and how old are you
Fattie20xl: 24
Drgoody: man or woman
Fattie20xl: uhm....
Fattie20xl: man,
Fattie20xl: sorta
Drgoody: smd that means?
