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corn

  • fattie20xl:argh
  • fattie20xl:i don't remember eating corn...
  • Cananopie:hahaha
  • Cananopie:stop there
  • fattie20xl:why?
  • fattie20xl:is it hammer time?
  • Cananopie:because I know where this is going
  • fattie20xl:we all know where it's going.
  • fattie20xl:into the sewar.
  • Cananopie:exactly
  • fattie20xl:and that's where it belongs.
  • fattie20xl:not in jars in your basement.
  • fattie20xl:but still... where'd the corn come from?
  • Cananopie:I shoved it up there when you were asleep to confuse you
  • fattie20xl:damnit!
  • fattie20xl:now i've gotta use tricks like ducktaping my underwears to my ass.
  • Cananopie:that just might end up being more painful
  • fattie20xl:doh!

Cilantro

  • fattie20xl:you don't like cilantro?
  • Ayish:no
  • Ayish:I hate it
  • Ayish:I spit it out
  • fattie20xl:why?
  • fattie20xl:it's good in mexican food...
  • Ayish:no
  • Ayish:ruins it
  • fattie20xl:but... it's really yummy.
  • fattie20xl:like... like parsely only more ethnic.
  • Ayish:no
  • Ayish:it's really quite horrible
  • Ayish:I like Parsley, though
  • fattie20xl:that's wierd.
  • Ayish:hey, are you messing with me?
  • fattie20xl:why would i do that?
  • fattie20xl:i'm a nice guy now.
  • fattie20xl:a real menche.
  • fattie20xl:mench?
  • fattie20xl:is that how it's spelled?
  • Ayish:no
  • Ayish:I don't think so
  • Ayish:but I know what you mean
  • fattie20xl:messing with you would be wrong.
  • fattie20xl:as wrong as using sarcasm on the internet.

fat chicks & cheese burgers

  • fattie20xl:i need to take a dump on a fat chick's chest.
  • k1fatdan:You can do it, this is America!
  • k1fatdan:Infact, it would be un-American if you didn't do the poopoo there
  • fattie20xl:in america you can get a whore and fuck her all the dirty way for $10!
  • fattie20xl:pay in installments.
  • fattie20xl:run a line of credit with her pimp!
  • k1fatdan:Totally
  • k1fatdan:It is truely the american way
  • fattie20xl:in america i fuck cheezeburgers and eat fatchicks!
  • fattie20xl:while fucking fatchikcs and eating entirely different cheeseburgers.
  • fattie20xl:fatchicks and cheeseburgers are now interchangable!

i got no play

  • fattie20xl:is it wrong to text a girl "yo bitch, when you gonna lemme tap that FAAAAT azz?!?!?"
  • opdkhavi:Not really
  • opdkhavi:If you're serious
  • opdkhavi:unless there's a restraining order
  • fattie20xl:ok. what's your number. i'mma text it to you!
  • opdkhavi::P
  • fattie20xl:haah
  • opdkhavi:Let's just pretend you already did it and I thought it was funny.
  • fattie20xl:pretend is for little girls and mental patients!
  • opdkhavi:Wheee!

'leet

  • Cananopie:those are just bottles truck drivers use for piss so they dont have to pull over
  • fattie20xl:even in my toilet tank?
  • Cananopie:truckers go in your toilet tank all the time
  • fattie20xl:but i lock the door and everything
  • Cananopie:truckers dont care
  • fattie20xl:i know.. there was a girl on maury the other day who's cootchie looked like a bucket of deep fried chicken skins 'cause truckers kept fucking her
  • fattie20xl:and she didn't care either
  • Cananopie:did they show close-ups?
  • fattie20xl:yeah.... but there were using an old camera. everything looked like a 1980's atari game
  • Cananopie:still good enough to jack off to
  • fattie20xl:i jack off to pixel porn
  • Cananopie:I jack off to ascii porn
  • fattie20xl:that's 'leet

island

  • fattie20xl:i'm on a diet now
  • Coffeesheavenly:why ?
  • fattie20xl:it consisits of only the blackesst of coffees and the most bitter of sarcams
  • Coffeesheavenly:lol
  • Coffeesheavenly:lots of poop too
  • Coffeesheavenly:omg
  • fattie20xl:i spent 20 minuts on the can this morning.
  • fattie20xl:making an island
  • Coffeesheavenly:eww
  • Coffeesheavenly:lol
  • fattie20xl:all it needed was a palm tree and naked nativs
  • Coffeesheavenly:lmao
  • Coffeesheavenly::-D
  • fattie20xl:i used a piece of brocolie that i pooped out for the tree...
  • fattie20xl:and some corn for rocks
  • fattie20xl:it was really quite lovely...
  • Coffeesheavenly:i'm going to vomit
  • Coffeesheavenly:damn !!!!!
  • Coffeesheavenly:you are crazy lol
  • Coffeesheavenly::-P
  • fattie20xl:no... you can't make a vomit island....
  • fattie20xl:maybe a swamp....
  • Coffeesheavenly:i can
  • Coffeesheavenly:keep it up lol
  • Coffeesheavenly::-P

toe licker

  • fattie20xl:Sup
  • ReaverofSouls20:whats up fattie
  • fattie20xl:Drinking COFFEEEEEEEEEE
  • ReaverofSouls20:http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4857981
  • fattie20xl:Oh my stars and garters
  • fattie20xl:That is too fucking weird
  • ReaverofSouls20:isnt it?
  • fattie20xl:Dude... I'm gonna feature it on greasypants...
  • ReaverofSouls20:you should
  • fattie20xl:This is the story of the super force of space explorers.... speacially trained and sent by the alliance to bring back....

croutons

  • sam rol ken:Would you eat a large bowl of shredded cheese, bacon bits, and croutons with salad dressing on it, hypothetically?
  • fattie20xl:.... what kind of dressing?
  • sam rol ken:of your choosing
  • fattie20xl:i've done that with blue cheese dressing.
  • fattie20xl:and natchos.
  • fattie20xl:not croutons.
  • sam rol ken:well I got a bag of doritos.
  • fattie20xl:yeah.
  • fattie20xl:that's ok.
  • fattie20xl:even fritos.
  • fattie20xl:or cheetos would work in that situation
  • fattie20xl:you're safe