Muffinman
Fattie20xl: c is for coffee is good enough for me...
Fattie20xl: coffee coffee coffee starts with c!
DigitalDude98: 3.+..
Fattie20xl: 3 + >
DigitalDude98: hi
Fattie20xl: ascii girl!
DigitalDude98: lol
Fattie20xl: do you know the muffin man?
DigitalDude98: the muffin man?
Fattie20xl: the muffin man.
Fattie20xl: Do you KNOW the muffin man?
DigitalDude98: thjat lives on drury lane?
Fattie20xl: That's the one!
Fattie20xl: He's a scumbag!
Fattie20xl: He put a used rubber in my MUFFIN!
DigitalDude98: lol
lemonaide
fattie20xl: softserve poopoos
BiLLie BaTTs: i like mine swirled with sprinkles
fattie20xl: i also made my own hot fudge for it
BiLLie BaTTs: i bet
BiLLie BaTTs: does it have corn in it
fattie20xl: no. crushed nuts
fattie20xl: and a cherry on top
BiLLie BaTTs: not bad
BiLLie BaTTs: yeah..what about your hot buttered nuts
fattie20xl: i save those for you.
BiLLie BaTTs: hope there nice and buttery
fattie20xl: i also have some bubblegum for you.... but somhow it got stuck
to my theigh
BiLLie BaTTs: yeah..its kind of hot out that happens on these sweaty
summer days
fattie20xl: that's why you ahould drink my homebrew lemonade
BiLLie BaTTs: is it tangy?
fattie20xl: it's a little on the sour side. but it's got a full body, good
head and a little fizz action
BiLLie BaTTs: as long as it goes down smooth
fattie20xl: it's made around the corner from my fudgeshop
BiLLie BaTTs: of course
corn
fattie20xl: argh
fattie20xl: i don't remember eating corn...
Cananopie: hahaha
Cananopie: stop there
fattie20xl: why?
fattie20xl: is it hammer time?
Cananopie: because I know where this is going
fattie20xl: we all know where it's going.
fattie20xl: into the sewar.
Cananopie: exactly
fattie20xl: and that's where it belongs.
fattie20xl: not in jars in your basement.
fattie20xl: but still... where'd the corn come from?
Cananopie: I shoved it up there when you were asleep to confuse you
fattie20xl: damnit!
fattie20xl: now i've gotta use tricks like ducktaping my underwears to my ass.
Cananopie: that just might end up being more painful
fattie20xl: doh!
Cilantro
fattie20xl: you don't like cilantro?
Ayish: no
Ayish: I hate it
Ayish: I spit it out
fattie20xl: why?
fattie20xl: it's good in mexican food...
Ayish: no
Ayish: ruins it
fattie20xl: but... it's really yummy.
fattie20xl: like... like parsely only more ethnic.
Ayish: no
Ayish: it's really quite horrible
Ayish: I like Parsley, though
fattie20xl: that's wierd.
Ayish: hey, are you messing with me?
fattie20xl: why would i do that?
fattie20xl: i'm a nice guy now.
fattie20xl: a real menche.
fattie20xl: mench?
fattie20xl: is that how it's spelled?
Ayish: no
Ayish: I don't think so
Ayish: but I know what you mean
fattie20xl: messing with you would be wrong.
fattie20xl: as wrong as using sarcasm on the internet.
