Behold!
fattie20xl: I love you?
fattie20xl: And I'm going to call you later.
Cananopie: YES YES YES!
fattie20xl: And make it an obscene phone call!
fattie20xl: I'm gonna call you and be NAKED!
fattie20xl: ANd then I'm going to ask you what you are wearing and then I'll make you take it off!
fattie20xl: ANd then you'll be gay!
Cananopie: Lucas. Lately you've had quite an obsession to make me gay
fattie20xl: That's because you are secretly gay.
fattie20xl: I just don't like people lying to themselves.
fattie20xl: I'm trying to help you to feel comfortable with yourself.
Cananopie: trust me. I like the pussy. Buttholes don't get so wet
fattie20xl: That's why god made figs and homos made KY.
fattie20xl: God wants you to be gay.
fattie20xl: It says so in the bible.
Cananopie: Lucas, side question, are you Jewish?
fattie20xl: Lo! And the lord, all wise and powerfull said unto the people: In the future there will be a man named Rob. He shall cal himslef CANANOPIE. He will be secretly gay for his ancestors are from Sodam. Be kind to him, for he is my favorite. Eat figs and drop trou!
fattie20xl: Yep.
Cananopie: Lucas. Where do you come up with this stuff?
fattie20xl: It's in the Dead Sea Scrolls!
fattie20xl: THat's why they don't want them out.
fattie20xl: God wants you to be gay, but the man dosn't like that.
fattie20xl: Because then we'll all have to eat figs and then drop trou for you.
Cananopie: whats trou?
fattie20xl: pants.
Cananopie: will the ladies have to too?
fattie20xl: It dosn't say. I'd assume not since it says that you're gay.
fattie20xl: Although you might get away with doing them in the butt.
Cananopie: What if I just don't care and decide that I want to be straight?
fattie20xl: You're gonna defy God?
Cananopie: sure
fattie20xl: She'll kick your ass into Hell!
Cananopie: No woman can tell me I'm gay!
Cananopie: We'll see how gay I am when I get her into bed!
fattie20xl: God'll put on the strapon and you'll LOVE it!
fattie20xl: L-O-V-E IT!
Cananopie: no.
fattie20xl: Can't help it.
Classy
Fattie20xl: anyway...
Fattie20xl: hot monkey love splurting in your mom's fruitcup.
Cananopie: Thats only because thats where you wanted it because you're gonna lick it out
Fattie20xl: yeah. otherwise the girls at the diner don't get tips
Fattie20xl: unless YOU wanna dooky on my "hungryman's breakfast"
Cananopie: That sounds incredibly filthy Lucas.
Fattie20xl: that's why i know you'll do it.
Fattie20xl: you're a pervey
Cananopie: I try
Fattie20xl: you more than try... you exemplify/
Fattie20xl: like when you eat funyons offa my throbing dong.
Fattie20xl: that's classier than your aunti wiping her mouth off on her sleave after the horse is done.
Cananopie: I can't compete in vulgarities with you
this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen! i mean.. oh god. it’s just… no.
We search the globe for smoothie girls to stuff fruity goodness into their assholes so they’re filled up with essential vitamins, as required for a healthy immune system.
— *sigh*
