rusty tromboner
billiebatts: i really would like to try out a rusty trombone with you..don't tell anyone
fattie20xl: i'm gonna blog it.
billiebatts: motherfucka
billiebatts: i said it was between us
billiebatts: i just want to try it
fattie20xl: it
fattie20xl: is
fattie20xl: important!
billiebatts: i want my tongue in your hairy, stinky bunghole while i reach around and jerk you off
fattie20xl: i want that too! but i want to video tape it.
fattie20xl: and then comment mystery science theater 3000 style
billiebatts: fuck it
billiebatts: i just wanted a private moment with you
billiebatts: try to something out and now you have to make a whole event out of it
billiebatts: i wish i could quit you
fattie20xl: but... think of the ratings!
brokeback texting
fattie20xl: i think i have a problem.
fattie20xl: i can't stop molesting you.
billiebatts: ok..
billiebatts: ha
fattie20xl: text molesting.
billiebatts: funny
billiebatts: whats that line from brokebak mountain?
fattie20xl: "i wish i could quit you"?
fattie20xl: but... i don't wish for that.
billiebatts: yeah..quit you
fattie20xl: you can't quit me. i'm too addictive.
