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rusty tromboner

  • billiebatts:i really would like to try out a rusty trombone with you..don't tell anyone
  • fattie20xl:i'm gonna blog it.
  • billiebatts:motherfucka
  • billiebatts:i said it was between us
  • billiebatts:i just want to try it
  • fattie20xl:it
  • fattie20xl:is
  • fattie20xl:important!
  • billiebatts:i want my tongue in your hairy, stinky bunghole while i reach around and jerk you off
  • fattie20xl:i want that too! but i want to video tape it.
  • fattie20xl:and then comment mystery science theater 3000 style
  • billiebatts:fuck it
  • billiebatts:i just wanted a private moment with you
  • billiebatts:try to something out and now you have to make a whole event out of it
  • billiebatts:i wish i could quit you
  • fattie20xl:but... think of the ratings!

brokeback texting

  • fattie20xl:i think i have a problem.
  • fattie20xl:i can't stop molesting you.
  • billiebatts:ok..
  • billiebatts:ha
  • fattie20xl:text molesting.
  • billiebatts:funny
  • billiebatts:whats that line from brokebak mountain?
  • fattie20xl:"i wish i could quit you"?
  • fattie20xl:but... i don't wish for that.
  • billiebatts:yeah..quit you
  • fattie20xl:you can't quit me. i'm too addictive.