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croutons

  • sam rol ken:Would you eat a large bowl of shredded cheese, bacon bits, and croutons with salad dressing on it, hypothetically?
  • fattie20xl:.... what kind of dressing?
  • sam rol ken:of your choosing
  • fattie20xl:i've done that with blue cheese dressing.
  • fattie20xl:and natchos.
  • fattie20xl:not croutons.
  • sam rol ken:well I got a bag of doritos.
  • fattie20xl:yeah.
  • fattie20xl:that's ok.
  • fattie20xl:even fritos.
  • fattie20xl:or cheetos would work in that situation
  • fattie20xl:you're safe

pizza

  • Coffeesheavenly:are you diabetic?
  • Coffeesheavenly:they get thirsty alot
  • fattie20xl:i dunno.
  • fattie20xl:i don't think so...
  • fattie20xl:i just drink alot of water.
  • Coffeesheavenly:oh ok
  • fattie20xl:i find it keeps me energetic.
  • Coffeesheavenly:thats good
  • Coffeesheavenly:waters good for you
  • fattie20xl:and so is pizza.
  • fattie20xl:i wanna get me some pizza.
  • Coffeesheavenly:pizza?
  • Coffeesheavenly:what part is good for you?
  • fattie20xl:all of it.
  • fattie20xl:it is what i eat.
  • Coffeesheavenly:the grease, cheese, or dough ?
  • Coffeesheavenly:lol
  • Coffeesheavenly:actually , i think sauce could be good for you
  • Coffeesheavenly:like sauce comes from tomato
  • Coffeesheavenly:right?
  • Coffeesheavenly:cheese is calcium
  • Coffeesheavenly:XD
  • Coffeesheavenly:health food = pizza :-)
  • Coffeesheavenly:lol
  • fattie20xl:yeah.

Ass Smoothie »

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen! i mean.. oh god. it’s just… no.

We search the globe for smoothie girls to stuff fruity goodness into their assholes so they’re filled up with essential vitamins, as required for a healthy immune system.

— *sigh*

“ Dear Runts Candy (Wonka), I really enjoy your product but have a complaint. Please stop making Banana Runts. No one likes them, they look stupid and seem to be the easiest to get when you go to grab some Runts. I am sick of picking through them or eating them because I feel bad just leaving them and wasting them. I really do hate every single one I eat. I suggest you maybe replace them a new flavor, some type of berry perhaps. Blueberry, Kiwi, etc. Be creative. And if you must keep them to please the Runt gods, put like 1 in for every 100,000 Runts, at that frequency I wouldn’t mind getting one from time to time and it would remind me why I still love the other flavors. Thank you for your Time.
— Sincerely, Taylor McCabe

tuna sandwitch

  • fattie20xl:heeey! what's up man?
  • vapurtrale:not much man whats up
  • fattie20xl:getting fiiired!!!
  • vapurtrale:what
  • vapurtrale:why
  • fattie20xl:i'm a bad employee.
  • fattie20xl:they found out it was my tuna sandwitch in the airduct.
  • vapurtrale:im gonna need a story
  • vapurtrale:explaining this
  • fattie20xl:....
  • fattie20xl:i put a tuna sandwitch in the hvac system.
  • vapurtrale:lol
  • fattie20xl:that's the story!
  • vapurtrale:u serious
  • vapurtrale:like for real
  • fattie20xl:yeah
  • fattie20xl:100% for reals
  • vapurtrale:cause if thats real its fucking amazing
  • vapurtrale:just nothing short of awesome
  • vapurtrale:u must not have liked your job anyways
  • fattie20xl:no. i 100% hate it.
  • vapurtrale:so what now?
  • fattie20xl:they don't know it was me.

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