Muffinman
Fattie20xl: c is for coffee is good enough for me...
Fattie20xl: coffee coffee coffee starts with c!
DigitalDude98: 3.+..
Fattie20xl: 3 + >
DigitalDude98: hi
Fattie20xl: ascii girl!
DigitalDude98: lol
Fattie20xl: do you know the muffin man?
DigitalDude98: the muffin man?
Fattie20xl: the muffin man.
Fattie20xl: Do you KNOW the muffin man?
DigitalDude98: thjat lives on drury lane?
Fattie20xl: That's the one!
Fattie20xl: He's a scumbag!
Fattie20xl: He put a used rubber in my MUFFIN!
DigitalDude98: lol
croutons
sam rol ken: Would you eat a large bowl of shredded cheese, bacon bits, and croutons with salad dressing on it, hypothetically?
fattie20xl: .... what kind of dressing?
sam rol ken: of your choosing
fattie20xl: i've done that with blue cheese dressing.
fattie20xl: and natchos.
fattie20xl: not croutons.
sam rol ken: well I got a bag of doritos.
fattie20xl: yeah.
fattie20xl: that's ok.
fattie20xl: even fritos.
fattie20xl: or cheetos would work in that situation
fattie20xl: you're safe
pizza
Coffeesheavenly: are you diabetic?
Coffeesheavenly: they get thirsty alot
fattie20xl: i dunno.
fattie20xl: i don't think so...
fattie20xl: i just drink alot of water.
Coffeesheavenly: oh ok
fattie20xl: i find it keeps me energetic.
Coffeesheavenly: thats good
Coffeesheavenly: waters good for you
fattie20xl: and so is pizza.
fattie20xl: i wanna get me some pizza.
Coffeesheavenly: pizza?
Coffeesheavenly: what part is good for you?
fattie20xl: all of it.
fattie20xl: it is what i eat.
Coffeesheavenly: the grease, cheese, or dough ?
Coffeesheavenly: lol
Coffeesheavenly: actually , i think sauce could be good for you
Coffeesheavenly: like sauce comes from tomato
Coffeesheavenly: right?
Coffeesheavenly: cheese is calcium
Coffeesheavenly: XD
Coffeesheavenly: health food = pizza :-)
Coffeesheavenly: lol
fattie20xl: yeah.
this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen! i mean.. oh god. it’s just… no.
We search the globe for smoothie girls to stuff fruity goodness into their assholes so they’re filled up with essential vitamins, as required for a healthy immune system.
— *sigh*
