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"Dear Runts Candy (Wonka), I really enjoy your product but have a complaint. Please stop making Banana Runts. No one likes them, they look stupid and seem to be the easiest to get when you go to grab some Runts. I am sick of picking through them or eating them because I feel bad just leaving them and wasting them. I really do hate every single one I eat. I suggest you maybe replace them a new flavor, some type of berry perhaps. Blueberry, Kiwi, etc. Be creative. And if you must keep them to please the Runt gods, put like 1 in for every 100,000 Runts, at that frequency I wouldn’t mind getting one from time to time and it would remind me why I still love the other flavors. Thank you for your Time."

- Sincerely, Taylor McCabe

tuna sandwitch

fattie20xl: heeey! what's up man?
vapurtrale: not much man whats up
fattie20xl: getting fiiired!!!
vapurtrale: what
vapurtrale: why
fattie20xl: i'm a bad employee.
fattie20xl: they found out it was my tuna sandwitch in the airduct.
vapurtrale: im gonna need a story
vapurtrale: explaining this
fattie20xl: ....
fattie20xl: i put a tuna sandwitch in the hvac system.
vapurtrale: lol
fattie20xl: that's the story!
vapurtrale: u serious
vapurtrale: like for real
fattie20xl: yeah
fattie20xl: 100% for reals
vapurtrale: cause if thats real its fucking amazing
vapurtrale: just nothing short of awesome
vapurtrale: u must not have liked your job anyways
fattie20xl: no. i 100% hate it.
vapurtrale: so what now?
fattie20xl: they don't know it was me.

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