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fucktard!

i’m starting off fucktardweek.

PUSH THE BUTTON!!! DO IT!!! this is a retart that works at my job. he lured me into his apartment with promises of secret key pokemons but in reality he wanted bellybutton sex. i’m not having any of that because that’s #1 freaky and #2 gros and #3 i’m not a gaylord. not that i have a problem with gaylords, but if you ask me for bellybutton sex and i say “no thank you” then leave it and don’t try to trick me with secret key pokemons and also tentacle porn DVDs. because i get a little upset. ok?

PUSH THE BUTTON!!!

DO IT!!!

this is a retart that works at my job. he lured me into his apartment with promises of secret key pokemons but in reality he wanted bellybutton sex.

i’m not having any of that because that’s #1 freaky and #2 gros and #3 i’m not a gaylord.

not that i have a problem with gaylords, but if you ask me for bellybutton sex and i say “no thank you” then leave it and don’t try to trick me with secret key pokemons and also tentacle porn DVDs.

because i get a little upset. ok?