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rusty tromboner

  • billiebatts:i really would like to try out a rusty trombone with you..don't tell anyone
  • fattie20xl:i'm gonna blog it.
  • billiebatts:motherfucka
  • billiebatts:i said it was between us
  • billiebatts:i just want to try it
  • fattie20xl:it
  • fattie20xl:is
  • fattie20xl:important!
  • billiebatts:i want my tongue in your hairy, stinky bunghole while i reach around and jerk you off
  • fattie20xl:i want that too! but i want to video tape it.
  • fattie20xl:and then comment mystery science theater 3000 style
  • billiebatts:fuck it
  • billiebatts:i just wanted a private moment with you
  • billiebatts:try to something out and now you have to make a whole event out of it
  • billiebatts:i wish i could quit you
  • fattie20xl:but... think of the ratings!

blumpkin

  • fattie20xl:yoooooooooo my penilebrotha!
  • billiebatts:yo
  • fattie20xl:i've seen more dicks than taryn thomas... while at work.
  • fattie20xl:this week
  • billiebatts:why
  • fattie20xl:truck drivers seem to love showing me thier dicks
  • billiebatts:is that weird?
  • fattie20xl:yeah
  • fattie20xl:it's weird.
  • fattie20xl:and creepy
  • billiebatts:i wish i could quit you
  • billiebatts:and your blumpkin buffets
  • fattie20xl:hahahahah at lowes?
  • billiebatts:mine is at lowes..yours i thought was at home depot
  • fattie20xl:no. mine's at an ace.
  • fattie20xl:i'm a little more discreet than you..
  • billiebatts:oh..old school
  • billiebatts:nice
  • billiebatts:ace is the place...for blumpkins!
  • fattie20xl:i support small private buisniess...h
  • fattie20xl:ahahahahah
  • billiebatts:we should really go and shit in display toilets
  • billiebatts:that would be the ultimate
  • fattie20xl:yo.... one night... we will!
  • billiebatts:bring a newspaper
  • fattie20xl:soon.
  • billiebatts:toilet paper
  • fattie20xl:okokok... here's my plan...
  • billiebatts:we'd either have a great story
  • billiebatts:get our asses kicked
  • billiebatts:or get arrested
  • billiebatts:ok..go
  • fattie20xl:i'm on the toilet, in home depot.... in a luchador mask... reading the sunday comix...
  • fattie20xl:you take a pic....
  • billiebatts:hsh
  • billiebatts:hah
  • billiebatts:ok..
  • billiebatts:thats funny
  • fattie20xl:and then you give me a blumpkin!
  • billiebatts:but are you going to really dump?
  • billiebatts:wait..
  • fattie20xl:probably not.
  • billiebatts:what if you get a dildo and it looks like im giving you a blumpkin
  • fattie20xl:chicken
  • billiebatts:well...im not gonna suck your dick..fag
  • fattie20xl:don't be a homo! you gotta. it's like... a promise!