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robot penis

blend frappe egg-whisk
carpet cleaning attatchment
robot genitals

—A haiku from me to you….

girls and robots

Cleaning

girls don’t like robots
and yet we keep them around
must be to clean up

—A Haiku from Me To You!

"

you think that i care

and let me buy you a drink

shut up and blow me

"

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Another haiku by me!

This is what i am thinking at the bars.

Degrees!

i have a degree. so do porn stars and inmates…. “you want fries with that?”

—A Haiku by me! (Just for you)

throw it away