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indians

please don’t beat me up
even though my skin is brown
i’m not an arab

parental assistance

make your kids behave
or else i’ll discipline them
with my baseball bat

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i cannot get laid

working in computer lab…

no girls are allowed

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—Haiku by me!!!

nerd

winning the gold

i just won the gold
atari track and field
excersize those thumbs!

— a haiku by me. for you.

personal time

please get out of here
i’m trying to take a shit
don’t kick down the door

redneck shit