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this dude’s more psychotic then me. i dunno if this is bad poetries or if he’s seriously in need of shock therepy. anyway, this is my new favorite poem

Ass Smoothie

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen! i mean.. oh god. it’s just… no.

We search the globe for smoothie girls to stuff fruity goodness into their assholes so they’re filled up with essential vitamins, as required for a healthy immune system.

— *sigh*