feet are gross.
'leet
Cananopie: those are just bottles truck drivers use for piss so they dont have to pull over
fattie20xl: even in my toilet tank?
Cananopie: truckers go in your toilet tank all the time
fattie20xl: but i lock the door and everything
Cananopie: truckers dont care
fattie20xl: i know.. there was a girl on maury the other day who's cootchie looked like a bucket of deep fried chicken skins 'cause truckers kept fucking her
fattie20xl: and she didn't care either
Cananopie: did they show close-ups?
fattie20xl: yeah.... but there were using an old camera. everything looked like a 1980's atari game
Cananopie: still good enough to jack off to
fattie20xl: i jack off to pixel porn
Cananopie: I jack off to ascii porn
fattie20xl: that's 'leet
… smurf porn.
the best is the circlejerk towards the end, before gargamel come in…
Ass Smoothie
this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen! i mean.. oh god. it’s just… no.
We search the globe for smoothie girls to stuff fruity goodness into their assholes so they’re filled up with essential vitamins, as required for a healthy immune system.
— *sigh*
Degrees!
i have a degree. so do porn stars and inmates…. “you want fries with that?”
—A Haiku by me! (Just for you)
