feet are gross.
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'leet
- Cananopie:those are just bottles truck drivers use for piss so they dont have to pull over
- fattie20xl:even in my toilet tank?
- Cananopie:truckers go in your toilet tank all the time
- fattie20xl:but i lock the door and everything
- Cananopie:truckers dont care
- fattie20xl:i know.. there was a girl on maury the other day who's cootchie looked like a bucket of deep fried chicken skins 'cause truckers kept fucking her
- fattie20xl:and she didn't care either
- Cananopie:did they show close-ups?
- fattie20xl:yeah.... but there were using an old camera. everything looked like a 1980's atari game
- Cananopie:still good enough to jack off to
- fattie20xl:i jack off to pixel porn
- Cananopie:I jack off to ascii porn
- fattie20xl:that's 'leet
… smurf porn.
the best is the circlejerk towards the end, before gargamel come in…
Ass Smoothie »
this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen! i mean.. oh god. it’s just… no.
We search the globe for smoothie girls to stuff fruity goodness into their assholes so they’re filled up with essential vitamins, as required for a healthy immune system.
— *sigh*
Porn Flowchart »
This flowchart describes 90% of all porno. it is needed for the industry to make outlines of scripts. before the humping.
acting
- fattie20xl:so.... i'm gonna try to be an actor.
- fattie20xl:with no effort.
- fattie20xl:since it's not my dream
- fattie20xl:i just have a fear that the ad in the paper is a trick for gay porn.
- opdkhavi:what does it say?
- fattie20xl:"male models needed. must be comfortable w/ nudity and gay sex"
- opdkhavi:hahahaha
- opdkhavi:I don't think that's a trick
- opdkhavi:I think it's pretty clear
- fattie20xl:oh. i'll still do it. i need the money in this economic crisis!
